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§êX Is funny
You should have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving,
Tuesday,
Thursday,
Today,
Tomorrow,
Thaturday?
Thunday?
Every Thucking day!
Sex is:
like Nokia (connecting people)
like Nike (Just do it)
like Pepsi (ask for more)
like Coca Cola (Enjoy)
like me (too good to be true)
>Top 10 Places to have sex:
In your bed
In your parents bed
In a truck or car
On a washing machine, while running
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain
Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies
In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
At school
In your dirty basement
In the street
ON-LINE
> Top three things to say before having sex:
I love you (but only if you mean it)
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE...
>Top things NOT to say before having sex:
Is this gunna hurt?
Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
Are you sure it's on there?
How do you put this on
>Top things to say after sex:
Are you sure this was you're first time?
Gotta cigarette?
Wanna do it again?
Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
That was IT??
Where you in?
I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
Where you snoring?
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!
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