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Originally posted by junkyardjohn


THE SCURVY NERVE OF THAT JACKBOOTED THUG GIVING YOU'RE POOR WIFE A COUPLE OF TICKETS FOR BREAKING THE LAWS THAT HE WAS HIRED TO UPHOLD. NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER YOU SHOULD REMIND HIM THAT YOU PAY HIS SALERY. OH & IT ALWAYS HELPS TO MAKE A COUPLE OF DUNKIN DONUT JOKES ALSO (THEY LOVE THAT). IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, & HE WRITES YOU A TICKET........ MAKE SOME DISPARAGING REMARKS ABOUT HIS MANHOOD, & HOW YOU THINK HE SHOULD GET A REEL JOB, & AT LEAST QUIT PICKING ON PEOPLE FOR HARDLY ANY REASON AT ALL. SINCERELY RODNEY KING

You had me rolling. Thats exactly what I was looking for.