[Mister-B]

Originally Posted by LEEVON

I usually get "Nice '72". I just say thanks. It's the guys that are like "Hey, is that a '83? I had one just like it." that get me. I mean how did you have a truck and not know the year, or even decade?

Years ago, I was waiting for my g/f, now wife in front of her dorm. I was sitting on the curb and this smoking hot blonde came and sat down next to me. She was a little country with a long braid, tight jeans and boots...she says "Nice truck, my Grandad had one just like it, he taught me how to drive in it". I'm thinking, yeah I heard this one before. She says "It was a '71 just like yours, shortbed, automatic, tach, tilt, blue and white just not lowered." Now she really has my attention! We talked for a minute and she asked if she could take it for a drive. It took me waaay to long to remember why I was sitting on that curb and I basically shredded my man card when I declined. In my defense she was far out of my league. Future wife arrived within a few seconds too. Or maybe I was hallucinating. Nope, it happened. DOH.

You should pull that story out for your wife, the next time she tries to go a week without giving you sex
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