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Originally Posted by UK62LW
Wife simply calls mine Chuck, merging Chevy and Truck
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I really like this one. I constantly make up merge-names (Maimes?) like that. I like the "Frank" one too.
Mine is named Cecilia, after the old Simon and Garfunkel song.
"Cecilia, you're breakin my heart! You're shakin my confidence daily!"
It gets dirty after that though so don't bother googlin it.
I name everything with a motor though. The wife's van is "The Marshmallow", the infiniti is "Goldie". My mower is Fred, my leaf vac is Gertrude (she's tempermental). Weed whacker is "Gomer". Tiller is "Sparky" because he'll bite ya when ya flip the off switch.
I haven't named the power washer yet, but I just got it for Christmas and don't know what his/her personality is.
My daughter got a labeler and put their names on all of their handles because she got confused when I'd say "Go fetch me Fred and make sure he's gassed up".
I may have a problem.