[goose_on_fire]

Had to use a 36" monkey wrench to get the center cap off the wheel. Halfway through, as little red pieces kept flaking off as it was slowly coming out, I realized that some son of a motherless goat had loc-tited every single thread for the entire 1/2" or so of threads. Looked like a big chipmunk had been gnawing on it when I was done.

Also realized that a 1/4"-drive, 7/16" socket will, if asked very nicely by my sledgehammer, fit the keyed lugnut well enough to get it off the wheel.