[Super_Dave]

I use to wave. but the last time I waved, I got blood all over my nice, clean denim shirt.

Seems I forgot to take my finger out of my nose first and damn near tore my nostril off. Had to stick one of the wife's torpedo's in my nose to stop the bleeding.

By the time I got back home, the damn torpedo had swollen up into my sinuses. Had to go to the ER with a string hanging out my nose and choking on blood filled cotton.

Doc took one look at me and said: "You was wav'in, weren't you?" I says, "Yup."

Doc tells the wife to grab me around the waist and hold tight. He takes hold of the string and yanks with both hands. After several minutes of yank'in, he finally gets the torpedo out and says, "either stop wav'in or switch to man hole covers."

So the next time you pass me, you will know why I don't wave no more. It's too damn hard to see where I am go'in with a man hole cover across my face.