[dirtyjim]

a couple weeks ago I came home and there was a note in my mailbox with a guys name and number saying he wanted to buy my truck and he had cash. tossed the note because it ain't for sale. a couple of days ago i'm in my front yard right before dark and the guy pulls in my driveway and gets out of his truck. I walk up to the gate to see what's going on and he says to me did you get my note? i'm going to buy that truck. so I told him no your not because it's not for sale. he tries to open my gate but its already locked, i'm getting annoyed now. when he tries to open the gate i say hey what do you think you're doing? he looks at me and says open the gate so i can look at it. now i'm really annoyed and tell him to get back in his truck and get off my property and if you return i'll have you arrested for trespassing. i snapped a pic of him and his truck when he was leaving just for insurance.

i did have a funny one about a year ago at my nephews house. i had been over there in my 67 a few times and he had told one of his friends i was going to buy another car soon. his friend thought he meant i was going to sell my 67 and buy another car. he sees my truck there and comes over drunk trying to trade me a mid 90's grand am and $1000 for my truck. even after telling him at least two dozen times i was keeping the truck and buying another car he was sure that was going to convince me to trade