"I have been to lot of places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you cant go alone, you have be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips."
I told mrs Grumpy I wanted to go to Intercourse ,Pa on vacation , She said I'd probably have a better time going alone to Hooker, Ok
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