:LOL: This is FAS!!! <That's Funny As Stuff!
I am proud to not only have my state be selected for the limelight, but this is in my county! First masks, now pants too??? What next?
If you read on they make it sound like this is all over the country and going on about why. Even talked to Walmart corporate and they say shirt sales are up and pants sales lagging

Taneytown is what you might call a hick town. At least that's the kind of police dept they have. It's an old old town between Baltimore and Gettysburg on the old diagonal road that connected them. It's out by itself in farm country. But there have been a few reasonably priced housing developments popped in. This could be a decrepit townie or lazy yuppy or could be the whole town. I mean, nobody told me you had to wear pants until now
Some woman posted on Facebook, "I've been 30 days inside, none of my pants will fit"