[Ol Blue K20]

Originally Posted by special-K

Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatyest jokes, so no need to worry.
See? Not worried:

Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?", I said, "No it doesn't"
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
"Aye matey" HAR HAR HAR!!

Aw, geez......lol