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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul
My wife went out of town overnight for a seminar. She left me a list of things to do.
The minute she left I threw the list away and went and bought some beer.
The single life. Got to love it.
Then I came up with my own list... Of excuses of why I got nothing done.
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I read elsewhere that a guy's wife went away for the weekend, and when she got back, noticed the lack of beer cans in the recycle bin (they notice every change, don't they?). He just explained that it was his "listening juice" and didn't need it, if she wasn't there. And THAT'S when the fight started.