Quote:
Originally Posted by Palf70Step
Next thing I realize my first wife hit me on the chest and said earthquake.
|
My first and second wives used to pound on my chest when I was sound asleep. But it wasn't for earthquakes. It was for snoring. Which in my case is kind of like an earthquake or at least so I'm told.
It's kind of crazy being woken up by an angry woman hitting and yelling at you. It just goes to prove that I can piss them off without even being conscious.
Today I'm moving. (to my other house) I've been at this one for about a month and the neighbors are starting to bug me. I think they're lonely because they keep coming over every day and oh boy do they like to talk. I'm getting their life story that I didn't ask to hear. I hear all the gossip which I could care less about. I'm not a Psychiatrist.
So it's time to make myself scarce. And I need to get to the other place anyway to see how many dead batteries I've got waiting for me.
__________________
1971 Custom C/20 
1970 CST 20
1970 C/30 Flatbed
1983 C/30 Dually
2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350.
R.I.P. El Jay
R.I.P Jessie.
R.I.P Grumpy.
Every day is a gift from God.