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I ran out of gas on the way home today.
As it was losing power, I was able to pull over to the side of the road, where I cracked open the windows so it wouldn’t get too hot. A moment later a bee flew in my car window, and landed on the steering wheel. “Hi,” said the bee in his squeaky little bee voice. “Are you out of gas?” he asked. Stunned by the bee’s concern for a moment, I stumbled my response: “yes, it seems so…” “Give me a minute,” said the bee. And, he flew away. A few minutes later the bee returned with the entire hive of bees, and they all flew into my gas tank. Moments later they emerged. “Try it now,” said one of the passing bees. Again, a little stunned by the bee’s kindness, I gave it a try, and the car started…!! I then asked one of the bees as it flew by, “Wow, what did you put in the tank.” BP of course
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Yesterday, 01:46 PM
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Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help.  RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377 |
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Yesterday, 02:45 PM
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Location: Searcy, Ark. USA
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Oh that's a good one. BP of course.
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Yesterday, 04:01 PM
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camo
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Today, 06:17 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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