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**richard2717** · 05-30-2024, 11:41 AM

I ran out of gas on the way home today.
As it was losing power, I was able to pull over to the side of the road, where I cracked open the windows so it wouldn’t get too hot.
A moment later a bee flew in my car window,
and landed on the steering wheel.
“Hi,” said the bee in his squeaky little bee voice.
“Are you out of gas?” he asked.
Stunned by the bee’s concern for a moment,
I stumbled my response: “yes, it seems so…”
“Give me a minute,” said the bee.
And, he flew away.
A few minutes later the bee returned with the entire hive of bees, and they all flew into my gas tank.
Moments later they emerged.
“Try it now,” said one of the passing bees.
Again, a little stunned by the bee’s kindness,
I gave it a try, and the car started…!!
I then asked one of the bees as it flew by,
“Wow, what did you put in the tank.”
BP of course

**HO455** · 05-30-2024, 01:46 PM

**Boog** · 05-30-2024, 02:45 PM

Oh that's a good one. BP of course.

**richard2717** · 05-30-2024, 04:01 PM

camo

**richard2717** · 05-31-2024, 06:17 PM

wife

**Ol Blue K20** · 05-31-2024, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

wife

Someone needs a lawyer!!!

**richard2717** · Yesterday, 04:21 PM

Priorities

**Ol Blue K20** · Yesterday, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

Priorities

**Boog** · Yesterday, 10:57 PM

Hey Paul. I've got something for you to try.

**Steeveedee** · Today, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Hey Paul. I've got something for you to try.

Holy Moly! I wonder how many TUMS I'd have to eat in order for my esophagus not to dissolve further.

I'm having acid reflux issues. I told one doctor I saw that I used to be able to eat food so spicy that my wife wouldn't even sit at the table with me, because her eyes burned. I guess I have a self-inflicted wound.

05-30-2024, 11:41 AM	#2226
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,913	Re: Joke Thread I ran out of gas on the way home today. As it was losing power, I was able to pull over to the side of the road, where I cracked open the windows so it wouldn’t get too hot. A moment later a bee flew in my car window, and landed on the steering wheel. “Hi,” said the bee in his squeaky little bee voice. “Are you out of gas?” he asked. Stunned by the bee’s concern for a moment, I stumbled my response: “yes, it seems so…” “Give me a minute,” said the bee. And, he flew away. A few minutes later the bee returned with the entire hive of bees, and they all flew into my gas tank. Moments later they emerged. “Try it now,” said one of the passing bees. Again, a little stunned by the bee’s kindness, I gave it a try, and the car started…!! I then asked one of the bees as it flew by, “Wow, what did you put in the tank.” BP of course __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

05-30-2024, 01:46 PM	#2227
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 10,897	Re: Joke Thread __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

05-30-2024, 02:45 PM	#2228
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,029	Re: Joke Thread Oh that's a good one. BP of course. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

05-30-2024, 04:01 PM	#2229
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,913	Re: Joke Thread camo Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

05-31-2024, 06:17 PM	#2230
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,913	Re: Joke Thread wife Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

Yesterday, 04:21 PM	#2232
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,913	Re: Joke Thread Priorities Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

Yesterday, 10:57 PM	#2234
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,029	Re: Joke Thread Hey Paul. I've got something for you to try. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross



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