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05-20-2024, 06:40 PM | #1 |
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Re: Your Best Chuck Norris Joke!
Chuck Norris cold starts his 3/4 K Super using the AM tuned to his favorite FM station.
Chuck Norris lifts engine blocks with insults, a blow dryer, and the force. The force is make believe for the real Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris competes in his factory 67 2x2 in AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand Championships. AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand is long for Chuck Norris. The championship trophy is a statue of Chuck Norris' thumb's up. His truck gets 20 MPG. Chuck Norris sees no point in a points distributor. The engines are timed by memory. Chuck Norris cools his engine blocks without water, he's just that cool. ILMAO at post 42.
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Tony 71 Custom Deluxe, SWB, 2WD, 402, A/C. I developed an assm. guide "kit" for restoring the truck from ground up. With assys, the guide accts for 1000s details, OEM identifications & part numbers, written in short order. 700+ images of assm., illust., charts, and points of interest. Much of the info. applies to all 67-72 GM trucks, and to a lessor degree all 67-72 GM vehicles. My build thread, and more on the guide https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=730025 Last edited by 71CHEVYSHORTBED402; 05-20-2024 at 06:50 PM. |
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