Famous Quotes

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A little home town philosophy.
Subject: WILL RODGERS

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the
greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes
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1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither work.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your
pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good
he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.