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**richard2717** · 07-22-2017, 09:58 AM

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’

See…….Not All Seniors Are Senile

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-22-2017, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!

See…….Not All Seniors Are Senile

that guy is a genius

**Chevyland** · 07-22-2017, 03:02 PM

He already had his ring

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-22-2017, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chevyland

He already had his ring

The inventor of that was a genius too!!!

**LockDoc** · 07-22-2017, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chevyland

He already had his ring

I would need one for each hand...

LockDoc

61_FL_Apache · 07-22-2017, 06:55 PM

Best ring idea ever!!

flashed · 07-22-2017, 08:22 PM

Lol.

68C15 · 07-23-2017, 06:38 AM

OK, Leon. Now you're sharing too much info. Back away from the keyboard. And don't you dare insert some wise crack about it.

**LockDoc** · 07-24-2017, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 68C15

OK, Leon. Now you're sharing too much info. Back away from the keyboard. And don't you dare insert some wise crack about it.

...

LockDoc

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-23-2017, 07:00 AM

**Chevyland** · 07-23-2017, 07:09 AM

Hey, 68c15

Does your man card look like this!

How many punches do you have on it?

I only have 1
Once my kitten got a little to risky!

In The Ten Ring · 07-24-2017, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Chevyland

Hey, 68c15

Does your man card look like this!

How many punches do you have on it?

I only have 1
Once my kitten got a little to risky!

What have I done off of that list?

1). Learned how to weld.
2). Didn't stop a purse snatcher but did stop a man from chasing a woman across a rest stop parking lot at 1:30 AM. *That was actually a very dangerous thing to do, in all kinds of ways!

3). Grew epic beard.
4). Have rebuilt an engine.
5). Not a buckskin but have carried a mini Kabar knife.

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-24-2017, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by In The Ten Ring

What have I done off of that list?

1). Learned how to weld.
2). Didn't stop a purse snatcher but did stop a man from chasing a woman across a rest stop parking lot at 1:30 AM. *That was actually a very dangerous thing to do, in all kinds of ways!

3). Grew epic beard.
4). Have rebuilt an engine.
5). Not a buckskin but have carried a mini Kabar knife.

I fired a lawyer once. Does that count as stopping a purse snatcher?

I also had an epic beard until the candles on my wife's birthday cake caught it on fire while I was carrying it singing happy birthday.(Boy did that smell bad).

Never learned how to weld. But I can make a big mess with my welder.

07-22-2017, 09:58 AM	#1
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,164	What a weekend A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’ At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’ The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’ On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’ ‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’ See…….Not All Seniors Are Senile __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-22-2017, 03:02 PM	#3
Chevyland Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Ca. <-> Ma. Posts: 5,781	Re: What a weekend He already had his ring Attached Images

07-22-2017, 06:55 PM	#6
61_FL_Apache Who Me? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Royal Palm Beach, FL Posts: 4,067	Re: What a weekend Best ring idea ever!! __________________ Steve 1997 Tahoe LT 4D 2WD (DD) 2001 Blazer 4D 2WD 1961 Apache 10 (sold) 1965 C10 Stepper (sold)

07-22-2017, 08:22 PM	#7
flashed Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: canton ga Posts: 12,724	Re: What a weekend Lol.

07-23-2017, 06:38 AM	#8
68C15 blood type; Retumbo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: next to my reloading bench Posts: 10,269	Re: What a weekend OK, Leon. Now you're sharing too much info. Back away from the keyboard. And don't you dare insert some wise crack about it. __________________ Man rule #77...if you own a 67 stepside with a caddy 472 you will never be in danger of loosing you man card

07-23-2017, 07:00 AM	#10
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,418	Re: What a weekend __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

07-23-2017, 07:09 AM	#11
Chevyland Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Ca. <-> Ma. Posts: 5,781	Re: What a weekend Hey, 68c15 Does your man card look like this! How many punches do you have on it? I only have 1 Once my kitten got a little to risky! Attached Images Last edited by Chevyland; 07-23-2017 at 07:25 AM.



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