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7gmc2 · 09-29-2004, 04:39 PM

i thought this was funny. this covers most brands,and alot of them i have never seen.......enjoy!

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

full foot notch · 09-29-2004, 04:41 PM

YUGO
Y U Got One

LUV2XCLR8 · 09-29-2004, 06:42 PM

I ALWAYS LIKED MOPAR

MOSTLY
OLD
PARTS
AND
RUST

wedgemon · 09-29-2004, 06:51 PM

That Mazda should be:

MAZDA
Most Always Zoom-Zoom-Zooming Dangerously Along

Blue Beard · 09-29-2004, 07:48 PM

Good ones, now put them all in a crossword..

Longhorn Man · 09-29-2004, 08:15 PM

How about AMC...
All Most a Car.

7gmc2 · 09-29-2004, 09:12 PM

yeah... mopar, and amc should be there too... i am sure that there are more of these. some you just can't say.......

cduster · 09-29-2004, 11:58 PM

Proof
Only
Rich
Spoiled
Chumps
Have
Everything

67ChevyC10Stepside · 09-30-2004, 12:02 AM

Massively
Under
Sized
Tires
And
No
Go

Poor
Old
N$$@%@
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

Putter · 09-30-2004, 09:47 AM

I wondered if anyone would touch "PONTIAC".

toddtheodd · 09-30-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Putter

I wondered if anyone would touch "PONTIAC".

I was thinking about it but changed my mind.

f@rd;
f**ked over rebuilt dodge
found on road dead
fixed or repaired daily

f@rd backwards;
driver returns on food

inline6Bill · 10-03-2004, 06:28 PM

Pontiac: Puts Out No Torque In Any Circumstance
Mopar: Move Over, People Are Racing
AMC: Another Mechanical Catastrophe
Subaru: Super Ugly, Built Asininely, Really Useless
Nissan: Ninja Imbeciles Suspect Something Amiss Now
Toyota: Take Our Yankee Only Trash Away
Kia: Killed It Already

Chevyguy111786 · 10-03-2004, 07:37 PM

Ford:
F****er only runs downhill

Brainchild · 10-03-2004, 09:04 PM

GMC=Gripe Moan and Complain
Plymouth=Poor little young man out under the hood

72 CustomCamper · 10-04-2004, 02:33 AM

My favorite was for pinto. Put In Nickel To Operate...

Chuck

Brainchild · 10-04-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 72 CustomCamper

My favorite was for pinto. Put In Nickel To Operate...

Chuck

LMAO that is funny

stingray72 · 10-04-2004, 08:27 PM

FORD = Fools Oughtta Ride Donkeys

7gmc2 · 10-05-2004, 06:15 PM

these things just keep getting better! i do like the pinto one too, thanks chuck! i do notice that there is at least 1 car absent from here....where is a caddy? got to be something funny for that.....

thisolechevy · 10-05-2004, 11:24 PM

Yeah somebody beat me to PONTIAC, that is my favorite one!!!
Poor
Old
****** (don't get me wrong I am not racest, just simply sharing the "whole" joke)
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

72 CustomCamper · 10-06-2004, 12:26 AM

What about
JEEP junk each & every part.
FIAT fix it again Tony
AMC almost a car
HONDA hold on not done accelerating
GMC gotta mechanic cussing
CHEVROLET cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time...

Chuck

09-29-2004, 04:39 PM	#1
7gmc2 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rockville Va. Posts: 260	Car Humor i thought this was funny. this covers most brands,and alot of them i have never seen.......enjoy! AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Bought My Wife BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Fix It All the Time FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill GM General Maintenance GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless __________________ 1972 GMC Sierra Grande

09-29-2004, 06:42 PM	#3
LUV2XCLR8 The LuvShack Garage Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maple Grove, TN (West Side) Posts: 30,474	I ALWAYS LIKED MOPAR MOSTLY OLD PARTS AND RUST __________________ Owner/Op: "TN Classic Transport Carriers" The Toy: "Square Vette" 72 Hybrid Blazer Toy Barn: "LuvShack" 40 x 60 x 20 Shop Tow Piggy:"Maddy" 88 Silverado 3500 Hauler: "Feathers" 14 Aluma 8218T

09-29-2004, 06:51 PM	#4
wedgemon Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Spanish Springs, NV Posts: 1,171	Mazda That Mazda should be: MAZDA Most Always Zoom-Zoom-Zooming Dangerously Along __________________ 2003 Silverado K1500 Z71 - Arrival Blue 1973 K5 Cheyenne Blazer 350/TH350/NP203 Kids Trucks:92 K1500 Blazer 5.7/700R4 4" lift. RETIRED: 1980 Scottsdale 4x4 Founding Member: "TILT WHEEL BELLY." Club

09-29-2004, 07:48 PM	#5
Blue Beard Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 8,831	Good ones, now put them all in a crossword.. __________________ 1970 Chev CST 2003 Harley Fatboy 1975 Chevrolet Step Van 1956 Chev Bel Air 1977 Blazer 2WD For Sale $3000.00 1978 Blazer 2WD For Sale $7000.00 1978 Silverado 2005 Monte Carlo

09-29-2004, 09:12 PM	#7
7gmc2 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rockville Va. Posts: 260	yeah... mopar, and amc should be there too... i am sure that there are more of these. some you just can't say....... __________________ 1972 GMC Sierra Grande

09-29-2004, 04:41 PM	#2
full foot notch Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Central florida Posts: 3,223	YUGO Y U Got One

09-29-2004, 08:15 PM	#6
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,690	How about AMC... All Most a Car.

09-29-2004, 11:58 PM	#8
cduster Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: S.W. Michigan Posts: 403	Proof Only Rich Spoiled Chumps Have Everything

09-30-2004, 12:02 AM	#9
67ChevyC10Stepside Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Butler PA Posts: 3,032	Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go Poor Old N$$@%@ Thinks Its A Cadillac __________________ 67 c-10, 400 SB, TH350, 4.10 gears, Blazer tank,camaro tach, sidemarker fuel fill (soon) WTB: stepside parts, 67 front end parts, 67 small window cab. posi for 3.73 or 4.10 for 12 bolt and 10 bolt.

09-30-2004, 09:47 AM	#10
Putter More Cowbell.... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Puckett, MS Posts: 3,569	I wondered if anyone would touch "PONTIAC". __________________ *There once was a member from Puckett.....Who ( fill in the blank blank blank* ) bucket**

10-03-2004, 06:28 PM	#12
inline6Bill A classic GM kinda guy Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 296	Some more Pontiac: Puts Out No Torque In Any Circumstance Mopar: Move Over, People Are Racing AMC: Another Mechanical Catastrophe Subaru: Super Ugly, Built Asininely, Really Useless Nissan: Ninja Imbeciles Suspect Something Amiss Now Toyota: Take Our Yankee Only Trash Away Kia: Killed It Already __________________ Old school rap music: a dual exhausted GM 6 with no mufflers. "If you can find a better vehicle, buy it" Lee Iacocca, Chrysler commercials of the '80s. "I did. They are called Classic GM pickups !!!"

10-03-2004, 07:37 PM	#13
Chevyguy111786 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Garland, Texas Posts: 1,127	Ford: F****er only runs downhill

10-03-2004, 09:04 PM	#14
Brainchild Still drivin' a Rat Rod Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Monett Missouri Posts: 4,925	GMC=Gripe Moan and Complain Plymouth=Poor little young man out under the hood __________________ Rusty Member #13872 Instead of saying.....you are a discomfort in the back of my front.....one should be able to say...... you are a pain in the a$# 71 GMC LWB 49 Chevy 85 Chevy G20 Check out my website

10-04-2004, 02:33 AM	#15
72 CustomCamper huh ??? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Fredericksburg,Va. Posts: 3,368	My favorite was for pinto. Put In Nickel To Operate... Chuck __________________ 90 Blazer Silverado 350w/ 700R4 and 32" Kelly's "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try to keep up!"

10-04-2004, 08:27 PM	#17
stingray72 Red Headed Step Child Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,216	FORD = Fools Oughtta Ride Donkeys __________________ "Dinner, the perfect break between work and drunk" -Homer Simpson



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10-05-2004, 06:15 PM	#18
7gmc2 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rockville Va. Posts: 260	these things just keep getting better! i do like the pinto one too, thanks chuck! i do notice that there is at least 1 car absent from here....where is a caddy? got to be something funny for that..... __________________ 1972 GMC Sierra Grande

10-05-2004, 11:24 PM	#19
thisolechevy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Gainesville, Fl Posts: 382	Yeah somebody beat me to PONTIAC, that is my favorite one!!! Poor Old ****** (don't get me wrong I am not racest, just simply sharing the "whole" joke) Thinks Its A Cadillac __________________ Man I need another 67-72!!!

10-06-2004, 12:26 AM	#20
72 CustomCamper huh ??? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Fredericksburg,Va. Posts: 3,368	What about JEEP junk each & every part. FIAT fix it again Tony AMC almost a car HONDA hold on not done accelerating GMC gotta mechanic cussing CHEVROLET cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time... Chuck __________________ 90 Blazer Silverado 350w/ 700R4 and 32" Kelly's "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try to keep up!"

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