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BodyShopDropOut12 · 01-16-2005, 05:15 AM

Now I know I'm not a mopar lover, but I also know that it's what people like and whatever gets em around. But besides the usual pi** on ford/chevy and all them, ya'll got any that are actually pretty funny or ones most ain't seen before?

Theres these two that I never saw before and thought they were pretty original.

70cst10_05 · 01-16-2005, 12:48 PM

I saw one at a mud run last year on a little ford ranger(it was competing and it was pretty tough) and it said"built ford tuff with chevy stuff" i thought that was pretty funny

Russell · 01-16-2005, 01:56 PM

My buddy has a 95 Chevy 4x4 half ton extended cab. On the back of the cab is a HUGE chevy symbol, and underneith in big bold letters it reads "On a quiet night, you can hear the Fords rust away" He gets thumbs up from Chevy guys all the time, and the finger from Ford boys all the time :p

67cst · 01-16-2005, 03:42 PM

i saw a decal on a dodge that said: " i'd rather be cummin then strokin' "

Hoods69BadBowTie · 01-16-2005, 05:01 PM

Nice decals, I like the 1 that says "Multiple Orgasism Donor" "Sex is my favorite sport because you don't have to buy special shoes for it"
-Peace

bagged_and_bodydrop · 01-16-2005, 06:04 PM

I saw one at a show that said, ford-least they knew to circle the problem.

Benrs86 · 01-16-2005, 06:53 PM

for deisels ive seen "My lug nuts require more torque than your Import makes" and of course "Real trucks dont need spark plugs"

Hooter · 01-16-2005, 07:30 PM

on the back window of my Ford I have the Ford emblem but instead of Ford it has another word that starts with "F" in the same font as ford, I get a few laughs with that one

1968GMC · 01-16-2005, 07:40 PM

I had a sticker on my ranger that sai " this is your brain "skidoo" this is your brain on drugs "polaris"

70chevc10 · 01-16-2005, 09:52 PM

i found this one lastnight, forgot where i got it from.

71Chevy4-speed · 01-16-2005, 10:58 PM

saw one on a Ford..... rather be stroked than rammed.

BADBOY66 · 01-16-2005, 11:57 PM

i seen one on a dodge that said "EATIN CHEVY'S AND ****TIN FORDS"

Chevyguy111786 · 01-17-2005, 12:05 AM

friend want's to have one made up....cummin turbo style...with a turbo shootin....milk...??

cliffsta · 01-17-2005, 12:40 AM

My uncle burns me every time i drive out to their place in Ol Red:
"Hey Cliff! You here that?"
"What?"
"Its a Chevrolet rusting!"
Its in fun though, we love old trucks, he has a 68 ford that just needs some TLC.
The other good one is my cousin, who the other day got me.
Me: "My truck is running like trash, got a bad miss i gotta figure out. I think its fouled spark plugs."
Cousin: "No your problem is its a Chevy!"
My Aunt "No the problem is your truck is 25 years old!!!"

We always start the acronyms too, like pontiac, although i don't wanna say it cause its racist

Hoods69BadBowTie · 01-17-2005, 02:15 AM

-Hey 70chevc10, I got that 1 but I was going to put it on my '88 LongBox (see signature)
But it alread had a big Chevy decal across the back sliding windows. I have one that came with it that says "gone mudding" and Calvin is peeing on the words "work".
-Peace

67ChevyRedneck · 01-17-2005, 10:36 AM

I've seen one that said "Friends don't let friends drive Fords"

This one was on a 4x4 chevy I saw "Lowriders are for men who can't get it up"

On a lowrider I saw "I don't need to compensate for size"

My favorite is "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" I know a really fine lookin girl that has that on her car...my girlfriend, of course!

ChevyDude · 01-17-2005, 12:42 PM

Here's one for you:

shortymac83 · 01-17-2005, 12:59 PM

one that's not too original, but you see it on a few oldsmobiles is one where it says "The Dr. just called. he said your heartbeat stopped."

TugOwar · 01-17-2005, 01:31 PM

Don't remember what truck it was on but I saw one the other day. Big brute has Calvin by the throat holding him up off the ground and Calvin is wetting himself.

plumbcut · 01-17-2005, 10:09 PM

chevydude- that dodge one is hilarious!

1974ChevyC10 · 01-17-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by plumbcut

chevydude- that dodge one is hilarious!

yeah i second that-ill have to show that to my friend who thinks dodge is the s***

Hoods69BadBowTie · 01-18-2005, 04:55 AM

Damn, ChevyDude that one about dodges is pretty good, where did you happen to find that at?
-Peace

01-16-2005, 05:15 AM	#1
BodyShopDropOut12 9 months Join Date: May 2004 Location: Gahanna, OH/Jacksonville, AR Posts: 430	Trucks hatin trucks Now I know I'm not a mopar lover, but I also know that it's what people like and whatever gets em around. But besides the usual pi** on ford/chevy and all them, ya'll got any that are actually pretty funny or ones most ain't seen before? Theres these two that I never saw before and thought they were pretty original. Attached Images __________________ "You'ins gonna go?"

01-16-2005, 12:48 PM	#2
70cst10_05 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Summerfield, Ks Posts: 749	I saw one at a mud run last year on a little ford ranger(it was competing and it was pretty tough) and it said"built ford tuff with chevy stuff" i thought that was pretty funny __________________ 1970 Chevy CST/10 1970 Chevy CST/10 1972 Chevy C/10 1972 Chevy Suburban K/10 2019 Silverado 2500 Duramax Kevin

01-16-2005, 01:56 PM	#3
Russell Professional Grade Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fort McMurray, Alberta Posts: 7,915	My buddy has a 95 Chevy 4x4 half ton extended cab. On the back of the cab is a HUGE chevy symbol, and underneith in big bold letters it reads "On a quiet night, you can hear the Fords rust away" He gets thumbs up from Chevy guys all the time, and the finger from Ford boys all the time :p __________________ 1995 Chevrolet 2 Door Tahoe (6.6L LBZ Duramax / ZF6 / NP241 with 1 ton solid axle swap)

01-16-2005, 03:42 PM	#4
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,302	i saw a decal on a dodge that said: " i'd rather be cummin then strokin' " __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

01-16-2005, 05:01 PM	#5
Hoods69BadBowTie Chevys Kick A$$ Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Zootown, MT Posts: 12,699	Nice decals, I like the 1 that says "Multiple Orgasism Donor" "Sex is my favorite sport because you don't have to buy special shoes for it" -Peace __________________ HOODS is what I answer too -'79, '77, '88 Pickup Sold, '85 Camaro, '83 T/A, '81,'83,'90 K5 Blazer All Sold -'79 3/4 ton "Big Yellow Bananna" Lifted 4spd. 39.5 TSL Swampers, The money Pit -'86 K5 Blazer Silverado 6.2 4" lift 35"s -'95 Ext. Cab Shorty 4" Tuff Country rolling 35" M/T's -'83 Monte Carlo T-Tops. 126,500 Original Miles -LATER I would rather push a Chevy then drive a ford!!

01-16-2005, 06:04 PM	#6
bagged_and_bodydrop Just drag it Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ardmore, oklahoma Posts: 98	I saw one at a show that said, ford-least they knew to circle the problem.

01-16-2005, 06:53 PM	#7
Benrs86 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Brandon, SD, USA Posts: 1,292	for deisels ive seen "My lug nuts require more torque than your Import makes" and of course "Real trucks dont need spark plugs" __________________ Brandon, SD 69 GMC 1/2 ton 2wd wide long bed with wood 3 on the tree 350 engine 4 bolt main rv cam AIM = Alphray04

01-16-2005, 07:30 PM	#8
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	on the back window of my Ford I have the Ford emblem but instead of Ford it has another word that starts with "F" in the same font as ford, I get a few laughs with that one __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

01-16-2005, 07:40 PM	#9
1968GMC love my truck Join Date: May 2001 Location: aylmer QC Posts: 648	I had a sticker on my ranger that sai " this is your brain "skidoo" this is your brain on drugs "polaris"

01-16-2005, 09:52 PM	#10
70chevc10 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Puyallup, WA Posts: 535	i found this one lastnight, forgot where i got it from. Attached Images

01-16-2005, 10:58 PM	#11
71Chevy4-speed Speed Limit = Floorboard Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kasilof, Alaska Posts: 803	saw one on a Ford..... rather be stroked than rammed. __________________ 1971 C20 350, 4-speed - Sold. 1985 K10 350, Built 700r4, Edel 1406, Performer intake, MSD Ign, Hooker Comps, Silverstars, Piaa drivers, LED tails, Toyo A/T 31's, Eaton Posi, the project. "Build for torque, horsepower will follow"

01-16-2005, 11:57 PM	#12
BADBOY66 born to drive a CHEVY Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: JANE,MO. Posts: 69	i seen one on a dodge that said "EATIN CHEVY'S AND ****TIN FORDS" __________________

01-17-2005, 12:05 AM	#13
Chevyguy111786 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Garland, Texas Posts: 1,127	friend want's to have one made up....cummin turbo style...with a turbo shootin....milk...??

01-17-2005, 12:40 AM	#14
cliffsta Stepsides RULE Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pineville, LA Posts: 1,921	My uncle burns me every time i drive out to their place in Ol Red: "Hey Cliff! You here that?" "What?" "Its a Chevrolet rusting!" Its in fun though, we love old trucks, he has a 68 ford that just needs some TLC. The other good one is my cousin, who the other day got me. Me: "My truck is running like trash, got a bad miss i gotta figure out. I think its fouled spark plugs." Cousin: "No your problem is its a Chevy!" My Aunt "No the problem is your truck is 25 years old!!!" We always start the acronyms too, like pontiac, although i don't wanna say it cause its racist __________________ 1981 Chevy C10 Custom Deluxe Stepside 350 V8, headers, side exhausts, 3-speed auto SOLD 1980 Chevy C10 Custum Deluxe Stepside 305 V8, Edelbrock Performer Intake, Edelbrock 1406 600CFM 4-barrel, TH350C. Bent rod. SOLD 1984 GMC Sierra Classic Longbed 6.2L Diesel SOLD 2009 Kawasaki KLX-250S too many mods for this signature 1999 Honda Accord EX 4-cylinder, 17" Motegi Wheels 215/45/17 Sumitomo tires, Tein S-Tech lowering springs, KYB GR2 shocks, Acura TL 20mm rear swaybar, debadged, blackhoused headlights, Short-Ram Intake Cardomain of the Accord

01-17-2005, 02:15 AM	#15
Hoods69BadBowTie Chevys Kick A$$ Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Zootown, MT Posts: 12,699	-Hey 70chevc10, I got that 1 but I was going to put it on my '88 LongBox (see signature) But it alread had a big Chevy decal across the back sliding windows. I have one that came with it that says "gone mudding" and Calvin is peeing on the words "work". -Peace __________________ HOODS is what I answer too -'79, '77, '88 Pickup Sold, '85 Camaro, '83 T/A, '81,'83,'90 K5 Blazer All Sold -'79 3/4 ton "Big Yellow Bananna" Lifted 4spd. 39.5 TSL Swampers, The money Pit -'86 K5 Blazer Silverado 6.2 4" lift 35"s -'95 Ext. Cab Shorty 4" Tuff Country rolling 35" M/T's -'83 Monte Carlo T-Tops. 126,500 Original Miles -LATER I would rather push a Chevy then drive a ford!! Last edited by Hoods69BadBowTie; 01-17-2005 at 01:13 PM.



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01-17-2005, 10:36 AM	#16
67ChevyRedneck Hittin E-Z Street on Mud Tires Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 23,090	I've seen one that said "Friends don't let friends drive Fords" This one was on a 4x4 chevy I saw "Lowriders are for men who can't get it up" On a lowrider I saw "I don't need to compensate for size" My favorite is "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" I know a really fine lookin girl that has that on her car...my girlfriend, of course! __________________ Jesse James 1967 C10 SWB Stepside: 350/700R4/3.73 1965 Ford Mustang: 289/T5-5spd/3.25 Trac-Loc 1968 Pontiac Firebird: Project Fire Chicken! 2015 Silverado Double Cab 5.3L Z71 2001 Jeep Wrangler Sport 4.0L 5spd 2020 Chevrolet Equinox Premium 2.0L Turbo 2011 Mustang V6 ~ Wife's ride American Born, Country by the Grace of God 1967 CST Shop Truck Rebuild! My 1967 C-10 Build Thread My Vintage Air A/C Install Project "On a Dime" Trying my hand at Home Renovation! 1965 Mustang Modifications!

01-17-2005, 12:42 PM	#17
ChevyDude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Westminster, CO Posts: 3,071	Here's one for you: Attached Images __________________ Alex 1971 Lil' Red 350 SBC 700R4

01-17-2005, 12:59 PM	#18
shortymac83 hmm... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Culver, Indiana Posts: 1,631	one that's not too original, but you see it on a few oldsmobiles is one where it says "The Dr. just called. he said your heartbeat stopped." __________________ 1983 Oldsmobile Delta 88 1967 Chevy C-10 stripper www.fcrperformance.com - wanna go...faster? talk to FCR.

01-17-2005, 01:31 PM	#19
TugOwar Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Pleasanton, TX Posts: 1,723	Don't remember what truck it was on but I saw one the other day. Big brute has Calvin by the throat holding him up off the ground and Calvin is wetting himself.

01-17-2005, 10:09 PM	#20
plumbcut california fill Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Sunny So-Cal Posts: 694	chevydude- that dodge one is hilarious!

01-18-2005, 04:55 AM	#22
Hoods69BadBowTie Chevys Kick A$$ Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Zootown, MT Posts: 12,699	Damn, ChevyDude that one about dodges is pretty good, where did you happen to find that at? -Peace __________________ HOODS is what I answer too -'79, '77, '88 Pickup Sold, '85 Camaro, '83 T/A, '81,'83,'90 K5 Blazer All Sold -'79 3/4 ton "Big Yellow Bananna" Lifted 4spd. 39.5 TSL Swampers, The money Pit -'86 K5 Blazer Silverado 6.2 4" lift 35"s -'95 Ext. Cab Shorty 4" Tuff Country rolling 35" M/T's -'83 Monte Carlo T-Tops. 126,500 Original Miles -LATER I would rather push a Chevy then drive a ford!!

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