you know you're from minnesota when..

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You know you're from minnesota when ..

you're idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor

"Vacation" means going to Brainard for the weekend

you measure distance in hours

you know several people who have hit deer more than once

you often switch from"heat" to "a/c" in one day

you use a down comforter in the summer

your grandparents drive 65mph thru 13 feet of snow during a blizzard without flinching

you see people wearing hunting clothes to social events

you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked

you think of the major food groups as walleye, venison and Leinenkugels

you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them

there are 7 empty, running cars in the grocery store parking lot at any given time

you design your kids halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit

driving in winter is better because all the potholes are filled with snow

you think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pj's

you know all four seasons, almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction

it takes you 3 hrs to go to the store even tho you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone

you actually understand all these jokes and forward them to your other minnesota friends!!