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Blue Beard · 01-07-2004, 01:02 PM

Temperance Sermon….

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon.

With great expression he said, If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.

With even greater emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.

And then, finally he said, And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.

He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: Shall We Gather at the River.

01-07-2004, 01:02 PM	#1
Blue Beard Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 8,831	Anyone for Free Drinks...............Joke Temperance Sermon…. A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river. With even greater emphasis he said, And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river. And then, finally he said, And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river. He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: Shall We Gather at the River. __________________ 1970 Chev CST 2003 Harley Fatboy 1975 Chevrolet Step Van 1956 Chev Bel Air 1977 Blazer 2WD For Sale $3000.00 1978 Blazer 2WD For Sale $7000.00 1978 Silverado 2005 Monte Carlo



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