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67cst · 11-24-2003, 03:50 PM

just flipping through the channels and there she is, drilling holes in gourds (sp) to hold candals, shes got a wood type bit and she is drilling in reverse, it honesly took her like 5 min to drill though one and she was like this sure is a hard gourd. what an idiot, if you had it going the right way you'd be though it in like 1 second

67cst · 11-24-2003, 03:52 PM

forgot to mention how useless this post it

dinnut · 11-24-2003, 03:52 PM

lol. i thought she was in jail. stupid martha

PR454SS · 11-24-2003, 03:54 PM

Man! have I ever been in those shoes, got so much to do but catch yourself watching stupid sh!t on the tube!

67cst · 11-24-2003, 04:20 PM

hah dude i was surfing, the camera was zoomed in on the drill and thats all i saw so i stopped..ahha :P

**Canadian694x4** · 11-24-2003, 05:31 PM

nice...wait a tick...huh?

TEXAS 68 · 11-24-2003, 05:41 PM

**StingRay** · 11-24-2003, 05:57 PM

Ya the one that killed me was where she was visiting the factory that was building her picnic boat. For crying out loud who the He11 besides Martha Stewart is gonna get a friggin picnic boat. This was like a $100,000 boat if it was anything. It was the boat building that caught me while surfing........until I realized it was Martha Stewart. I dunno about you guys but for me the picnic boat is gonna be waaaaaayyyyyyyyy down the list after 10 Rolls Royce, a few American, Italian, German and Japanese Super cars, 20 or 30 of my favorite trucks, one of every nice muscle car ever built, one or two of every great sled, bike and airplane and one of every neat boat in the world that isn't a FRIGGIN' PICNIC BOAT.

Anybody know what planet she is from?

jcab · 11-24-2003, 06:09 PM

That is hilarious. What a putz.

miket · 11-24-2003, 08:36 PM

Yeah she so stupid...stupid enough to be alot wealthier and successful than alot of people and probably still making good progress after she scammed her stock........

**BillGent** · 11-24-2003, 09:10 PM

Not gonna get a picnic boat....unless of course.your wife wants one...

Seon · 11-24-2003, 10:10 PM

Quote: ..and she is drilling in reverse, it honesly took her like 5 min to drill though one and she was like this sure is a hard gourd. what an idiot...

I bet the camera crew were just cracking up, saying "what a dummy".

krue · 11-24-2003, 10:17 PM

She's no Bob Villa, but she sure is rich!

67cst · 11-24-2003, 10:26 PM

hahah seon

**StingRay** · 11-24-2003, 10:34 PM

Well BllGent I didn't marry a billionaire and she is way to practical for a picnic boat. If she did come into the big bucks she'd by herself a Lexus SC430 and a new 4Runner and then it'd be off to some place warm for a long vacation. This woman I love and married buys me power tools for Christmas presents and encourages me to buy more old cars and trucks. She even comes with me to the wrecking yard and helps me get parts sometimes. Let's see Martha do that ( she's a nurse to boot and performs the necessary repairs on me when I sustain the inevitable shop injuries too). IF she ever wanted a picnic boat I'd know she'd lost her mind.

Martha has too much money and needs a reality check. If having that much money makes ya into a Martha I'd rather be middle class.

Hooter · 11-24-2003, 11:43 PM

Derek, why were you watching Martha Stewart?

**N2TRUX** · 11-24-2003, 11:48 PM

StingRay, since you seem to know quit a bit about the subject, can you explain something. Please tell me what the heck a "picnic boat" is. I want to make sure when I get lots of money, I don't buy one:p

cdowns · 11-24-2003, 11:52 PM

POOR MARTHA everybods jealous !!!
HEY why don't we all do her a favor and set her up with PHILLIP JOHNSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!

miket · 11-25-2003, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cdowns
POOR MARTHA everybods jealous !!!
HEY why don't we all do her a favor and set her up with PHILLIP JOHNSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats pretty good!!!!!!

**StingRay** · 11-25-2003, 12:37 AM

That picnic boat was like a 35 or 40 ft fricking boat with a canopy and a bunch of benches on deck so you could picnic on it. It had a couple large Horspower outboards for power. It wasn't a yacht or a cabin cruiser or a fishing boat or an offshore boat.........It was a picnic boat. What I saw of the program stunned me. Martha was touring the factory which seemed reasonable until she revealed it was her picnic boat they were building. Channel changed real quick from there. If you get from this that the idea of a picnic boat pretty much offends me you'd be 100% correct.

junkyardjohn · 11-25-2003, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by cdowns
POOR MARTHA everybods jealous !!!
HEY why don't we all do her a favor and set her up with PHILLIP JOHNSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG!! ROTFLMAO!! THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. !!

GMC JUNKIE TOO · 11-25-2003, 02:35 AM

lol. i thought she was in jail.

Me too I have been waiting for scented soap on a rope and tips on decorating that cozy jail cell and how to make beautiful hand crafted shivs.

Hooter · 11-25-2003, 04:12 AM

i should throw some benches in the back of my parts truck and call it a picnice truck, it would be just as useful!

landon4421 · 11-25-2003, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by cdowns
POOR MARTHA everybods jealous !!!
HEY why don't we all do her a favor and set her up with PHILLIP JOHNSON !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO Thanks for that one !

pickup6772 · 11-25-2003, 11:37 PM

WITH ALL THAT MONEY SHE HAS, WHY DOESN'T SHE DO US A FAVOR, AND REDO THE GODAWFULL, UGLY A$$ FACE OF HERS!!!!!

HAD TO GET MY GLASSES REDONE AT LEAST FOUR TIMES, CAUSE LOOKING AT HER F@%$# UP MY EYES!!!

11-24-2003, 03:50 PM	#1
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,303	martha stewart is stupid just flipping through the channels and there she is, drilling holes in gourds (sp) to hold candals, shes got a wood type bit and she is drilling in reverse, it honesly took her like 5 min to drill though one and she was like this sure is a hard gourd. what an idiot, if you had it going the right way you'd be though it in like 1 second __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

11-24-2003, 03:52 PM	#2
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,303	forgot to mention how useless this post it __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

11-24-2003, 03:52 PM	#3
dinnut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: missouri city, tx Posts: 4,486	lol. i thought she was in jail. stupid martha __________________ 70 longbed 496/th400/Ford 9"

11-24-2003, 03:54 PM	#4
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11-24-2003, 04:20 PM	#5
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,303	hah dude i was surfing, the camera was zoomed in on the drill and thats all i saw so i stopped..ahha :P __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

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11-24-2003, 05:57 PM	#8
StingRay Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Saskatoon,SK,Canada Posts: 2,476	Ya the one that killed me was where she was visiting the factory that was building her picnic boat. For crying out loud who the He11 besides Martha Stewart is gonna get a friggin picnic boat. This was like a $100,000 boat if it was anything. It was the boat building that caught me while surfing........until I realized it was Martha Stewart. I dunno about you guys but for me the picnic boat is gonna be waaaaaayyyyyyyyy down the list after 10 Rolls Royce, a few American, Italian, German and Japanese Super cars, 20 or 30 of my favorite trucks, one of every nice muscle car ever built, one or two of every great sled, bike and airplane and one of every neat boat in the world that isn't a FRIGGIN' PICNIC BOAT. Anybody know what planet she is from? __________________ Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada

11-24-2003, 06:09 PM	#9
jcab I need more money.... Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 145	That is hilarious. What a putz. __________________ Jay. '68 LWB C10 '74 Duster ("It's not Rusted out, it's been modified for weight reduction") '91 Civic '97 Saturn '88 Celica AWD turbo (R.I.P.) 273 hp Mustang Killer

11-24-2003, 08:36 PM	#10
miket Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 1,466	Yeah she so stupid...stupid enough to be alot wealthier and successful than alot of people and probably still making good progress after she scammed her stock........ __________________ FocuzTech Performance Evergreen Protective Coatings Gatorhyde...the best kept secret in spray in bed lining & protection

11-24-2003, 09:10 PM	#11
BillGent Pretty But Evil Doggy Woggy. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ft Worth Posts: 6,303	Not gonna get a picnic boat....unless of course.your wife wants one...

11-24-2003, 10:10 PM	#12
Seon Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Northern CA. Posts: 503	Quote: ..and she is drilling in reverse, it honesly took her like 5 min to drill though one and she was like this sure is a hard gourd. what an idiot... I bet the camera crew were just cracking up, saying "what a dummy".

11-24-2003, 10:17 PM	#13
krue Designated A-hole! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Mississippi Posts: 36,450	She's no Bob Villa, but she sure is rich! __________________ "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!" Being stupid ain't illegal. We're Still Debt Free Except for the House!!! www.daveramsey.com 70 GMC SWB Stepside project "Green Booger" soon to be 6.0l/4l80e 93 S-10 "Poppaw's Truck"

11-24-2003, 10:26 PM	#14
67cst i love summertime Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kelowna BC Posts: 4,303	hahah seon __________________ 1967 shortbox stepside Chevy, 365 hp 327, th400. GLOVE BOX LIGHTS FORSALE, click link for info http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=273724

11-24-2003, 10:34 PM	#15
StingRay Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Saskatoon,SK,Canada Posts: 2,476	Well BllGent I didn't marry a billionaire and she is way to practical for a picnic boat. If she did come into the big bucks she'd by herself a Lexus SC430 and a new 4Runner and then it'd be off to some place warm for a long vacation. This woman I love and married buys me power tools for Christmas presents and encourages me to buy more old cars and trucks. She even comes with me to the wrecking yard and helps me get parts sometimes. Let's see Martha do that ( she's a nurse to boot and performs the necessary repairs on me when I sustain the inevitable shop injuries too). IF she ever wanted a picnic boat I'd know she'd lost her mind. Martha has too much money and needs a reality check. If having that much money makes ya into a Martha I'd rather be middle class. __________________ Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada



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11-24-2003, 11:43 PM	#16
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	Derek, why were you watching Martha Stewart? __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

11-24-2003, 11:48 PM	#17
N2TRUX Happy to be here Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 39,023	StingRay, since you seem to know quit a bit about the subject, can you explain something. Please tell me what the heck a "picnic boat" is. I want to make sure when I get lots of money, I don't buy one:p __________________ Follow me on Facebook and Instagram @N2trux.com Articles- "Jake" the 84 to 74 crewcab "Elwood" the77_Remix 85 GMC Sierra "Scarlett" "Refining Sierra"

11-24-2003, 11:52 PM	#18
cdowns Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: daytonabeach Posts: 22,956	POOR MARTHA everybods jealous !!! HEY why don't we all do her a favor and set her up with PHILLIP JOHNSON !!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ 71c-10 350/2004r/4:11 lowered3/4 longbed/dead by hurricane MEANING OF DEATH::::: SOMEBODY ELSE GETS YOUR STUFF DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU THINK TAKE MY ADVISE;I DON'T USE IT ANYWAY

11-25-2003, 12:37 AM	#20
StingRay Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Saskatoon,SK,Canada Posts: 2,476	That picnic boat was like a 35 or 40 ft fricking boat with a canopy and a bunch of benches on deck so you could picnic on it. It had a couple large Horspower outboards for power. It wasn't a yacht or a cabin cruiser or a fishing boat or an offshore boat.........It was a picnic boat. What I saw of the program stunned me. Martha was touring the factory which seemed reasonable until she revealed it was her picnic boat they were building. Channel changed real quick from there. If you get from this that the idea of a picnic boat pretty much offends me you'd be 100% correct. __________________ Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada

11-25-2003, 01:45 AM	#21
junkyardjohn Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: SOMERSET KY. Posts: 6,427	Originally posted by cdowns POOR MARTHA everybods jealous !!! HEY why don't we all do her a favor and set her up with PHILLIP JOHNSON !!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!! ROTFLMAO!! THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. !! __________________ junkyardjohn 69 1 TON TOW TRUCK // 84 4WD CUCV BLAZER// 85 1 TON 4WD STAKE TRUCK// 86 M1031 5/4 TON 4WD CUCV// ALOT OF OLD TRUCKS FOR ONE OLD MAN TO DRIVE. THERES ROOM FOR ALL OF GODS CREATURES RIGHT NEXT TO MY MASHED POTATOES// LIFE MEMBER OF P.E.T.A (PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS) DON'T RENT U-HAUL ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH IT WILL AMAZE PART OF THE PEOPLE & ASTONISH THE REST

11-25-2003, 02:35 AM	#22
GMC JUNKIE TOO THE QUICKER FIXERUPER Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ok Posts: 615	lol. i thought she was in jail. Me too I have been waiting for scented soap on a rope and tips on decorating that cozy jail cell and how to make beautiful hand crafted shivs.

11-25-2003, 04:12 AM	#23
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	i should throw some benches in the back of my parts truck and call it a picnice truck, it would be just as useful! __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

11-25-2003, 03:58 PM	#24
landon4421 Life is Good ! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hollister, Ca. Posts: 1,992	Originally posted by cdowns POOR MARTHA everybods jealous !!! HEY why don't we all do her a favor and set her up with PHILLIP JOHNSON !!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO Thanks for that one ! __________________ '72 Chevy C10 4x4 shortbed "Project" '71 Chevy C10 2wd longbed "partsrunner" '91 Chevy Burb 4x4 "kidrunner" '14 Honda Accord Sport "commuter"

11-25-2003, 11:37 PM	#25
pickup6772 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MASTIC BEACH, long island, ny Posts: 362	WITH ALL THAT MONEY SHE HAS, WHY DOESN'T SHE DO US A FAVOR, AND REDO THE GODAWFULL, UGLY A$$ FACE OF HERS!!!!! HAD TO GET MY GLASSES REDONE AT LEAST FOUR TIMES, CAUSE LOOKING AT HER F@%$# UP MY EYES!!! __________________ MIKE '67 C/10 2WD LWB '89 MERCURY GRAND MARQUIS LS COUNTRY TILL THE DAY I DIE

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