I love people who know everything about engines....

[*Dylan]

Caution!!! If you are already low on brain cells please refrain from reading this as it tends to cause loss of brain cells.


Well guys, hopefully I'll be able to give y'all a few good laughs. I got bored today and started playing Grand Theft Auto IV online with some people and this guy joined the party and started talking about cars. So heres a good laugh for you as you read the conversations that took place. (This is me telling my buddies on AOL Instant Messenger about it)

MFODylan (10:29:51 PM): oh my god i love talking to stupid people =D
Quake Splash (10:37:29 PM): uh
MFODylan (10:37:42 PM): one sec
MFODylan (10:37:50 PM): i'll post the convo i'm telling my friend about it
MFODylan (10:37:55 PM): it's the funniest **** in the world
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MFODylan (10:38:35 PM): Redneck SP15 (10:29:38 PM): i love talking to stupid people =D
darthskater00 (10:29:50 PM): oh thanks butthole
Redneck SP15 (10:29:56 PM): rofl
Redneck SP15 (10:30:02 PM): i was playing xbox live talking to this guy
Redneck SP15 (10:30:12 PM): and he said he had an infiniti g35
Redneck SP15 (10:30:15 PM): so i was like ok
darthskater00 (10:30:43 PM): lol

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MFODylan (10:39:07 PM): Redneck SP15 (10:30:57 PM): kept talking, he said it was a v6 with twin turbos, running 80+ lbs of boost per turbo, said it had 8 pistons, and that yesterday he upgraded it from 8 to 12
Redneck SP15 (10:31:08 PM): said the v6 was putting out 644 hp
Redneck SP15 (10:31:12 PM): 544*
Redneck SP15 (10:31:25 PM): i was laughing my ass off
darthskater00 (10:31:36 PM): lol
darthskater00 (10:31:37 PM): no doubt

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MFODylan (10:39:19 PM): Redneck SP15 (10:31:50 PM): said he also owns a dodge biper
Redneck SP15 (10:31:52 PM): viper*
darthskater00 (10:32:02 PM): got lots of $$ i see
Redneck SP15 (10:32:04 PM): he's making 1400.00 a month insurance payments
Redneck SP15 (10:32:06 PM): lol
Redneck SP15 (10:32:21 PM): he makes 500.00 a week according to him

Redneck SP15 (10:32:33 PM): 600 dollars a month for payments on the g 35
Redneck SP15 (10:33:01 PM): and the insurance for this 12,000.00 g 35 is 1200.00 a month lol
Redneck SP15 (10:33:11 PM): he said it was 200 before he got it painted red

MFODylan (10:39:20 PM): darthskater00 (10:33:20 PM): lol
Redneck SP15 (10:33:21 PM): and the red took it up 1k lol
Redneck SP15 (10:33:28 PM): i was crackin up so bad
darthskater00 (10:34:50 PM): no doubt
Redneck SP15 (10:34:53 PM): did i mention he's only 18 working a supposed 76 hours a week
Quake Splash (10:40:05 PM): ...wow
MFODylan (10:40:34 PM): i almost **** a brick i was laughing so hard
MFODylan (10:40:36 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:40:47 PM): oh!
MFODylan (10:40:49 PM): forgot to mention
Quake Splash (10:41:07 PM): 80lbs of boost.. that'd crack your block like a mother****er, lol
MFODylan (10:41:07 PM): his kia spectra goes 140 mph because that's what the spedometer maxes out at
MFODylan (10:41:20 PM): and he's gotten it up to 130 mph before
MFODylan (10:41:22 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:41:25 PM): I would love to see a Kia go 140mph.
MFODylan (10:41:27 PM): and he wasnt redlining
Quake Splash (10:41:33 PM): ...yeah right
MFODylan (10:41:39 PM): the kias a "v4"
Quake Splash (10:41:43 PM): LOL
MFODylan (10:41:46 PM): =D
Quake Splash (10:41:48 PM): Nothing modern has a v4
MFODylan (10:41:53 PM): oh yeah1
MFODylan (10:41:59 PM): and the v6 in his g 35
MFODylan (10:42:05 PM): is an inline 6 according to him
MFODylan (10:42:08 PM): =/
MFODylan (10:42:16 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:42:21 PM): so he has an inline v6
MFODylan (10:42:24 PM): =D
Quake Splash (10:42:43 PM): not rly
Quake Splash (10:42:47 PM): they're all v6
Quake Splash (10:42:48 PM): man
Quake Splash (10:42:53 PM): I wish I could've been there
Quake Splash (10:42:58 PM): gamertag?
MFODylan (10:43:06 PM): rufless something
Quake Splash (10:43:10 PM): that doesnt help
Quake Splash (10:43:11 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:43:11 PM): i'll go get it in a few
MFODylan (10:43:12 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:43:15 PM): ahaa
MFODylan (10:43:19 PM): i have to disconnect internet
Quake Splash (10:43:21 PM): I can get on at my buddies and send him a msg
MFODylan (10:43:24 PM): on comp to play xbox
MFODylan (10:43:46 PM): whats your buds gt i'll send a fr and send an inv to you and him
MFODylan (10:43:54 PM): he's on right now
MFODylan (10:44:05 PM): if you can go to your friends house
Quake Splash (10:44:19 PM): no clue, lol
MFODylan (10:44:27 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:44:37 PM): and **** going anywhere
MFODylan (10:44:40 PM): when you get to your buds house send an invite to "Stokin"
MFODylan (10:44:47 PM): don't ask lol
Quake Splash (10:45:07 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:46:58 PM): wish that guy lived nearby...
Quake Splash (10:47:01 PM): I'd love to race
MFODylan (10:47:02 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:47:06 PM): and I'd make it easy... I'd run the ford
MFODylan (10:47:12 PM): his kia would smoke yo ass
MFODylan (10:47:17 PM): LOL
Quake Splash (10:47:18 PM): yeah right
MFODylan (10:47:31 PM): btw
Quake Splash (10:47:33 PM): I has turbos too, but they make a realistic 20psi
MFODylan (10:47:34 PM): his dodge viper
MFODylan (10:47:41 PM): has a v8...
MFODylan (10:47:46 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:48:06 PM): uhmm..
MFODylan (10:48:10 PM): and he picks up all the chicks in his neighborhood by driving his red f 150
MFODylan (10:48:14 PM): because he said
Quake Splash (10:48:16 PM): Insurance for a dodge viper is $16k/yr
MFODylan (10:48:21 PM): red attracts all the girls
MFODylan (10:48:28 PM): it makes everyone look
MFODylan (10:48:29 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:48:31 PM): Red is a homo color, suited for pussies and women.
MFODylan (10:48:37 PM): ahahaha
Quake Splash (10:48:39 PM): I hate red.
MFODylan (10:48:45 PM): same
Quake Splash (10:48:45 PM): Hate everything about it
Quake Splash (10:48:55 PM): and.
MFODylan (10:48:56 PM): green or blue ftmfw
Quake Splash (10:49:04 PM): panties won't fly cause you have an f150
Quake Splash (10:49:08 PM): I should know, I have one, lol
MFODylan (10:49:14 PM): ahaha
Quake Splash (10:49:19 PM): maybe he picks up 13 year olds
MFODylan (10:49:35 PM): bet you could get the panties on that one she-man that you showed me earlier to fly with one
Quake Splash (10:49:48 PM): lmao
MFODylan (10:50:11 PM): then he told me he makes 1k a week
MFODylan (10:50:16 PM): i was like NICE!!!
MFODylan (10:50:25 PM): and i asked him how much he made a year
MFODylan (10:50:28 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:50:32 PM): he said i dunno...
Quake Splash (10:50:36 PM): ....
MFODylan (10:50:39 PM): i lol'ed my ass off
Quake Splash (10:51:42 PM): I say, idiot.
Quake Splash (10:51:57 PM): For one, you're not gonna be able to afford all those on that sallary
Quake Splash (10:52:02 PM): And you'd pay a lot more than 1k
MFODylan (10:52:06 PM): hahaha
Quake Splash (10:52:09 PM): 16k/yr insurance for a viper
Quake Splash (10:52:13 PM): AVERAGE
MFODylan (10:52:30 PM): 8 pistons in a v6 inline, upgraded to 12 =D
MFODylan (10:52:32 PM): muhahaha
Quake Splash (10:53:17 PM): Shouldn't be allowed to drive if he thinks you can stick more pistons in a block
Quake Splash (10:53:32 PM): In that case, my v8 is a w16
MFODylan (10:53:44 PM): roflmao
MFODylan (10:53:47 PM): rofl my wofl
Quake Splash (10:53:57 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:54:08 PM): wait, w24.
Quake Splash (10:54:09 PM): lol.
Quake Splash (10:54:12 PM): yeah son
MFODylan (10:54:13 PM): hahaha
Quake Splash (10:54:15 PM): fear my ****.
Quake Splash (10:54:38 PM): no one else was making comments?
MFODylan (10:54:47 PM): no LOL
MFODylan (10:54:55 PM): they were all like 10/14
Quake Splash (10:55:02 PM): .......
MFODylan (10:55:02 PM): they had no clue
Quake Splash (10:55:05 PM): what the **** were you playing
MFODylan (10:55:09 PM): 50.00 says they all believed him
MFODylan (10:55:13 PM): gta 4
Quake Splash (10:55:17 PM): faggot
MFODylan (10:55:18 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:55:38 PM): it was worth every second though
MFODylan (10:55:41 PM): oh my god
MFODylan (10:55:48 PM): haven't laughed that hard in soooooo long
MFODylan (10:56:03 PM): 80+ lbs of boost on each of the twin turbos =D
Quake Splash (10:57:35 PM): yeah..
Quake Splash (10:57:41 PM): The pressure would crack a block
Quake Splash (10:57:48 PM): Unless it's race built and engineered
MFODylan (10:58:16 PM): of course it was! it was a stock g 35 mayne! all of those things are race engineered duh!
MFODylan (10:58:27 PM): 544 hp =D
Quake Splash (10:58:30 PM): lolz
MFODylan (10:58:31 PM): stock
MFODylan (10:58:36 PM): for 12k
MFODylan (10:58:37 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:58:43 PM): v6
Quake Splash (10:58:46 PM): I wish he knew what it takes to make 544hp
MFODylan (10:58:51 PM): haha
MFODylan (10:58:52 PM): so true
MFODylan (10:59:04 PM): looool
MFODylan (10:59:07 PM): and he was like
MFODylan (10:59:12 PM): i want a g 37 so bad
MFODylan (10:59:21 PM): and i was like why didn't you get one instead of a g 35?
MFODylan (10:59:29 PM): and he was like they're 50,000!
MFODylan (10:59:41 PM): i was like why? it's only two numbers higher...
MFODylan (10:59:58 PM): and he was like yeah the two numbers higher means twice the torque
MFODylan (11:00:06 PM): i was like oooooh
MFODylan (11:00:11 PM): do you get double hp too?
MFODylan (11:00:15 PM): and he said naw..
MFODylan (11:00:19 PM): lol
MFODylan (11:00:31 PM): wheres something to record people when you need to?
MFODylan (11:00:52 PM): ffs i need to find some kind of recordning mechanism so i can record convos on xbl
MFODylan (11:00:54 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:01:17 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:01:19 PM): dvs
Quake Splash (11:01:21 PM): or something
Quake Splash (11:01:23 PM): some lil device
Quake Splash (11:01:27 PM): forget name
Quake Splash (11:01:30 PM): dv something
Quake Splash (11:01:33 PM): and ...
MFODylan (11:01:37 PM): http://www.supertalkfm965.com/Portal...%20Pic%206.jpg
Quake Splash (11:01:37 PM): g37 only has like 306hp
MFODylan (11:01:43 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:01:53 PM): lol
MFODylan (11:01:56 PM): but you get twice the torque since its two numbers higher dude!@!!
Quake Splash (11:02:13 PM): 258ft lbs..
MFODylan (11:02:17 PM): asked if they had a g 39 and he said he didn't think so but wasn't sure
MFODylan (11:02:18 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:02:24 PM): lolol
Quake Splash (11:02:29 PM): g69
MFODylan (11:02:38 PM): lol
MFODylan (11:02:47 PM): said he also needed to buy wings for all of his cars
Quake Splash (11:02:56 PM): .....
MFODylan (11:03:03 PM): "wings" not spoilers lol
Quake Splash (11:03:08 PM): What a useless piece of equipment.
MFODylan (11:03:14 PM): haha
MFODylan (11:03:38 PM): i was thinking, yeah man your gonna need all the downforce you can get with that 140 mph kia you have
Quake Splash (11:04:21 PM): lols
Quake Splash (11:04:35 PM): Kias are probably some of the worst vehicles on the road
MFODylan (11:04:42 PM): amen

Hope you guys got some ****s and giggles from this.

[streetstar]

lots of rocket scientists in that chat room - lol

[ed2552]

I have met kids like that b4, and there is nothing you can do but laugh, because they think they are A. right, and B. if they don't have it (which they don't) they think they can do it, and i said, have fun ruining your car, and they just started crying, funny as ($**

[Hoods69BadBowTie]

LOL thats awesome what a genius!

[bowtieboy93]

he probably painted it red cause he wanted the corvete optioned viper

what an idiot

[*Dylan]

Originally Posted by bowtieboy93

he probably painted it red cause he wanted the corvete optioned viper

what an idiot

Ahahahha, the oh so rare one where only 204 were made?

[bowtieboy93]

Originally Posted by 1967 C10 Dylan

Ahahahha, the oh so rare one where only 204 were made?

exactly the one haha

[Bishops Trucks]

Now my head hurts.

[Palf70Step]

Originally Posted by Bishops Trucks

Now my head hurts.

[*Dylan]

Originally Posted by isdeleon

why can't i do all that to my truck?

Because apparently no one on this board has found the secret to adding extra pistons to a block and running 80+lbs on boost on a stock v6 block. Or maybe someone here does know?

Originally Posted by Alex1

How is GTA 4 online?

It's pretty cool, it's something to do when you're bored. It's not as much fun as I imagined it would be and it's kind of hard to find other people in the big city at times.

Originally Posted by 70blowngmc

come over to a real race game -grid-
best race game on ps3 or xbox360
better than burnout or gt5
come and taste the exhaust
your wont be diappointed

I contemplated getting that rather than GTA 4 but ended up getting the latter because I hadn't heard anything of Grid before.

[63sbssbbw]

Maybe he could tune my engine
Imagine the possibilities!!!?
That's funny as heck
T

[isdeleon]

why can't i do all that to my truck?

[Alex1]

How is GTA 4 online?

[fastwillie 696969]

come over to a real race game -grid-
best race game on ps3 or xbox360
better than burnout or gt5
come and taste the exhaust
your wont be diappointed