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BeWarE tHe eViL CrAnkTOe!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Yukon, OK
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Twas the night before Rice-mas
'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this darn 73-87, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The 73-87 erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now its too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in a fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing." I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow..... it will be a better night. (Author unknown) I know its a dupe probably....but still funny Notice I made it topic appropriate!! hehe
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~Dave~ You can call me Mike, Mike Oxlong - 1986 Chevy SWB - Stock for now - 1986 Chevy Custom SWB *Stolen 6/26/05* - 1985 Chevy SWB SOLD - 1999 T/A Some mods ![]() www.cardomain.com/id/ramairdave AIM Screenname - Jester84 |
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yeller
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Twin Cities
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That was AWESOME!!!!!!
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Garage Queen Material
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
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holy cow! that is funny
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driving is in my blood
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Mesa AZ
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Its terms are a little off, but still funny and VERY true
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-78 c10 short/step: 388cid, M20, 5/5 drop, lots more. Playtoy and first vehicle. -98 c1500 x-cab: 5.7L, 17" rims, 5/6 drop, flowmaster, helper bags,NBS rear disk brakes. -02 Suburban 4x4: leveled front -CBR600F4i, CBR600RR, CBR1000RR, and standup skis DISCLAIMER: I cant spell for the life of me. |
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~THE SILVER BULLET~
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: WYOMING
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that was pretty good
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*Proud Member*
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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and that, my friends, was a quality 2 mins of my life
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You get what you pay for
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Location: Cherryville, NC
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Pretty cool. I like.
Although I must admit our truck would probably need a blower to keep up with these tiny pieces of tin. I remember a thread on a Corvette forum where a guy come barging in bragging about his Honda. One of the preppy vette owners stuck his foot in his mouth and told him his car was crap, in other words. They ended up running each other and the vette guy got his arse stomped. Crow really tastes bad they say. I don't know myself, just what I've been told. I've never stuck my foot in my mouth. ![]()
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Garage Queen Material
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Location: USA
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Iamnotanofficerofthelaw
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Turlock, California
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LMFAO!!! That guy in the Vette that got whooped on by the Honda lives a couple towns away from me. The Honda was turbocharged, and the guys vette was pretty much stock if I remember correctly. Even still, he shouldn't have stuck his foot in his mouth.....I can't think about that without laughing and picturing Daves jungle feet! ![]()
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I'm back with 2nd truck!
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Texas
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Too Funny
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BeWarE tHe eViL CrAnkTOe!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Yukon, OK
Posts: 3,605
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hahah!! YOu can all suck my toes!!
lmao! Yeah the vette was all stock and auto and got a beat down.....but trust me Mike...>I have been representing bigtime for us all!! hehe The ricers around here are like flies!! I beat them down on a regular basis...not to many serious ones here though. One night...we were all around talking in a parking lot...I had just told everyone about this little punk in a Fixed up Integra that I laid the smack down on.....about 10 min later, this kid walks up....hey...who owns that truck???....I say me...everyone wonders why.....he says..."Damn man you kicked my (*&$^%#@*) Arse!! hahahaah THe whole parking lot erupted in laughter~~ !! haha
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~Dave~ You can call me Mike, Mike Oxlong - 1986 Chevy SWB - Stock for now - 1986 Chevy Custom SWB *Stolen 6/26/05* - 1985 Chevy SWB SOLD - 1999 T/A Some mods ![]() www.cardomain.com/id/ramairdave AIM Screenname - Jester84 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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That poem is funny!
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