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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Chesterfield, Va.
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You gotta hear this !!
Today the battery in my C-10 took a dump. No problem, hit the Local Advance to get a new one. The young man sold me the battery and asked " Can we install it for you for free?". Sure, why not, saves me the bother. So we go out to the truck, and I pull the hood. My engine originated in a boat. It is a Crusader 350 engine. He looks over and sees the " Crusader Marine Engine Division" decal and says" I can't put this battery in, this is a Marine engine and you need a Marine Battery". I knew where this was going... I took the battery and told him nevermind, I'll install it at home. "You know there is no Warranty, right?" he said. I ignored him and left. I just laughed....
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
You should have asked him if he also sells keys for hydrostatic locks!LOL!
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
Should have shown him your sails and rudder.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
You didn't return it and get a deep cycle? lol
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
yea its all funny now. its not going to be funny when you are stranded at sea in your truck
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
That s%!t is too funny.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
Well there is nothing like preparation! You are like a modern day Noah having your ride water ready. Making the rest of us look bad Diesel.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
This whole thread is great, one of the best I have read in a long time.
And this post takes the cake. Quote:
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
haa! funny crap....be careful though cause the few with all the pwr may shut this thread down.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
Did you pick up some turn signal fluid from him while you were there?
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
I was gonna screw with him and say " Yea, that Holley double pumper don't care for the Oil / Gas mix". Figured I best keep my trap shut for my own good...
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
You know it's not everyday you see a 2 stroke 350
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
i had a shop tell me they would not install a power steering pump if i bought it and dropped it off with the truck to save them a parts store run.
i can only assume they wanted the money from the core charge that badly
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
Thats normall for any shop. Also if the part you buy is defective or incorrect for your vehicle, it wastes a lot of their time. Also when you come back in 3 months and say the power steering doesnt work anymore, they arnt going to warranty it so you will have to pay them to pull the pump back out.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
I was in advance one rainy day buying 1500 wet-sand paper. While at the check out. One of the counter jockey hollers "Oh my god, what is he doing! He's going to get shocked to death" Of coarse, most of us in the store turn to look as this genius runs outside to stop his fellow co-worker from killing himself by hooking up jumper cables. In the rain. Only me and one another guy just started busting up laughing. shew! that was a close one. Then when I paid for my sand paper and was ready to walk out the door, one of them stopped me to ask if I wanted a bag. So my wet-sandpaper didn't get wet. Me and My local Advance have a love hate relation ship. Sometimes I leave there with a big smile, because they done or said something stupid that makes me laugh. but mostly they've done or said something stupid that just flat pi$$es me off.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
I'm still chuckling about it... My wife said to buy an Evinrude decal and put it on her Jeep Liberty and she will go over there and try to buy reed valves for it.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
Get one of those spinny props for the reciever hitch and ask if they sell a bigger one, because you can't get above 20mph. Be careful though, that may melt his brain.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
Happy sailing Captain.
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Re: You gotta hear this !!
That is very funny! The engine in my Camaro is from a boat, great thread!
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