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2tankin79 · 08-03-2003, 09:34 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=2583

first of all, i'd like to say, there is nothing about a saturn that even comes close to the word fast. I thought this was pretty funny, seein as how the whole description he brags about the car bein so awesome, and fast, and something about taking corners at 70 mph, no slipping, or leaning??? Then at the end of the description it says it has been well taken care of.. yeah, ok, when monkeys fly out my arse...

lofat · 08-03-2003, 09:58 PM

haha - i like how he adds that it has a full tank of gas. what a sale clincher.

oh did he mention that the dashboard has recently been polished? hahaha

phantom dually · 08-03-2003, 10:30 PM

He needs to polish the engine bay!! Do people honestly expect to sell a item with a description like that??

LOHRTBT · 08-03-2003, 10:30 PM

lmao

TIMSPEED · 08-03-2003, 10:31 PM

HAHA! That saturn isn't even CLOSE to anything fast! I have a 93 SC2 (DOHC Coupe) which is an autotragic

Even though, I swapped to the OEM "Header" from a 91/2 DOHC Saturn, as well as put an intake on it, and I managed a 15.5@85mph...

*mike reeh* · 08-03-2003, 10:36 PM

that guy is a total moron. Also did you notice what category this vehicle is listed in?

... oh yeah.. it over heats, but its just a 20 dollar problem! *smack*

mike

apstguy · 08-04-2003, 12:28 AM

Listed in category: Toys & Hobbies > Models > Automotive > Sports

HAHAHA!!!! This is great! "94 Saturn SL2 +130 mph V8 Killer NRSVP "

r0lf- · 08-04-2003, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TIMSPEED
HAHA! That saturn isn't even CLOSE to anything fast! I have a 93 SC2 (DOHC Coupe) which is an autotragic Even though, I swapped to the OEM "Header" from a 91/2 DOHC Saturn, as well as put an intake on it, and I managed a 15.5@85mph...

Well... 15.5 isnt anything to laugh at, but its still not very fast. I raced my buddies 4.6 GT the other night and I had him past 1/8 mile, he beat me by about 2 car lengths.

Im thinkin my truck will do high 14's if I can hookup.

C-10volvo · 08-04-2003, 01:49 AM

"I’ve got too many speeding tickets and need to slow down and get a van."- haha thats great. i bet a 1993 chevy astro van with 300,000 miles on it can beat that saturn, while taking corners at 80 mph without fliping over

ocbaud · 08-04-2003, 02:18 AM

Lifetime Warrantee on the Air Filter (never ever needs to be changed again)

:p

bigblock73 · 08-04-2003, 07:00 AM

it must have a K&N...good for at least another 250 HP!

...Jeff

Porkchop · 08-04-2003, 09:44 AM

I did not see what type of engine it has. It is even mentioned?
It is likely the DOHC 1.9L. THey are pretty peppy engines. I enjoyed driving a 93 with a manual. But this guy is one big liar. If you popped the clutch you wouldn't even be able the squeal the tires and on an automatic? for get it. both of my sisters have newer DOHC 1.9L and they are not near as impressive as he makes it sound.

bpmcgee · 08-04-2003, 10:17 AM

Advertisement translation:

I had this old clunker that overheated and cracked the block. I dropped a junkyard engine in it, and now I'm bailing before I have to address all the problems that caused.

My trash can be your treasure!!

Brian

AirMale · 08-04-2003, 02:02 PM

Anyone want to go in halfs on this RACE-CAR? I've been looking for something to drag at the track.....or drag from.

jimfulco · 08-04-2003, 09:16 PM

And only driven to church on Sunday.

Duner97 · 08-05-2003, 02:35 AM

I like at the end "well taken care of."
Yeah, races all the time, probably blew his motor and thats why there's a new one in there, and takes corners at 70. Yup.... he knows how to treat a saturn the way its suppost to be treated.

Hooter · 08-05-2003, 02:55 AM

Ive driven an exact same car (cousins car) and it aint no big block chevy

72c10step · 08-06-2003, 07:59 AM

I have a Saturn as a daily driver, and I'll be the first to say that they're slow as sh!t. Of course mine's an older TBI SOHC instead of MPI DOHC, but I've driven those and haven't been impressed with them either. BTW, if I pop the clutch, I can leave nice dual strips for about 5 feet, but Saturn trannys don't like to be stressed and will give up quick. That's how I blew my first trans, beat on it too much. My C-10, even though it doesn't run so good right now, could still beat it though.

**old Rusty C10** · 08-06-2003, 10:49 AM

as PT Barnum said " There's a sucker born every minute" cause someone has bid on the car id tend to say its some kid who beat the crap outta the car and at this point its gonna take mor than a few $$$ to fix it up, if it aint too far gone

08-03-2003, 09:34 PM	#1
2tankin79 Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: indiana Posts: 288	a saturn.. fast? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=2583 first of all, i'd like to say, there is nothing about a saturn that even comes close to the word fast. I thought this was pretty funny, seein as how the whole description he brags about the car bein so awesome, and fast, and something about taking corners at 70 mph, no slipping, or leaning??? Then at the end of the description it says it has been well taken care of.. yeah, ok, when monkeys fly out my arse...

08-03-2003, 09:58 PM	#2
lofat Rollin' Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hayward, California Posts: 240	haha - i like how he adds that it has a full tank of gas. what a sale clincher. oh did he mention that the dashboard has recently been polished? hahaha __________________ :: 1977 C10 cheyenne :: :: 1973 new yorker brougham :: for sale - $1,500 lofat productions

08-03-2003, 10:30 PM	#3
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08-03-2003, 10:30 PM	#4
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08-03-2003, 10:31 PM	#5
TIMSPEED Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Modesto, CA Posts: 1,321	HAHA! That saturn isn't even CLOSE to anything fast! I have a 93 SC2 (DOHC Coupe) which is an autotragic Even though, I swapped to the OEM "Header" from a 91/2 DOHC Saturn, as well as put an intake on it, and I managed a 15.5@85mph... __________________ I have a few cars... See Them Here

08-03-2003, 10:36 PM	#6
mike reeh 5 day ban, learn to behave. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego, ca Posts: 683	that guy is a total moron. Also did you notice what category this vehicle is listed in? ... oh yeah.. it over heats, but its just a 20 dollar problem! smack mike

08-04-2003, 12:28 AM	#7
apstguy LED King Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,087	Listed in category: Toys & Hobbies > Models > Automotive > Sports HAHAHA!!!! This is great! "94 Saturn SL2 +130 mph V8 Killer NRSVP " __________________ Tyler 1985 C10 305 w/ Bowtie OD TH700R4 3.42 LSD 202,000 miles 2006 Ford Focus ZX3 5-speed Stick 2016 Chevy Spark EV Gone: 2002.5 VW GTI 24v VR6 Gone: 2008 VW R32

08-04-2003, 01:49 AM	#9
C-10volvo Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Lake Oswego, Oregon Posts: 1,028	"I’ve got too many speeding tickets and need to slow down and get a van."- haha thats great. i bet a 1993 chevy astro van with 300,000 miles on it can beat that saturn, while taking corners at 80 mph without fliping over __________________ Ken Morgan For fun: 1964 Volvo 122 For slow: 1984 Chevrolet C-10 For everything else: 1997 BMW M3

08-04-2003, 02:18 AM	#10
ocbaud Garage Queen Material Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 4,129	Lifetime Warrantee on the Air Filter (never ever needs to be changed again) :p

08-04-2003, 07:00 AM	#11
bigblock73 yeller Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 13,824	it must have a K&N...good for at least another 250 HP! ...Jeff

08-04-2003, 09:44 AM	#12
Porkchop Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dowagiac, MI US Posts: 579	I did not see what type of engine it has. It is even mentioned? It is likely the DOHC 1.9L. THey are pretty peppy engines. I enjoyed driving a 93 with a manual. But this guy is one big liar. If you popped the clutch you wouldn't even be able the squeal the tires and on an automatic? for get it. both of my sisters have newer DOHC 1.9L and they are not near as impressive as he makes it sound.

08-04-2003, 10:17 AM	#13
bpmcgee Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 2,181	Advertisement translation: I had this old clunker that overheated and cracked the block. I dropped a junkyard engine in it, and now I'm bailing before I have to address all the problems that caused. My trash can be your treasure!! Brian

08-04-2003, 02:02 PM	#14
AirMale Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Atlantic City, NJ Posts: 1,073	Anyone want to go in halfs on this RACE-CAR? I've been looking for something to drag at the track.....or drag from. __________________ 86 SWB 9.0 LITER T-400-OD 4.11 eaton-4/5 drop Best 1/4 12.51 @112mph no traction

08-04-2003, 09:16 PM	#15
jimfulco Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Shreveport LA Posts: 3,170	And only driven to church on Sunday.

08-05-2003, 02:35 AM	#16
Duner97 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Arroyo Grande, CA Posts: 125	I like at the end "well taken care of." Yeah, races all the time, probably blew his motor and thats why there's a new one in there, and takes corners at 70. Yup.... he knows how to treat a saturn the way its suppost to be treated. __________________ 72 SB 4x4 -Duner97



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08-05-2003, 02:55 AM	#17
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	Ive driven an exact same car (cousins car) and it aint no big block chevy __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

08-06-2003, 07:59 AM	#18
72c10step WHYBYNU when old will do? Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Loudon, NH Posts: 876	I have a Saturn as a daily driver, and I'll be the first to say that they're slow as sh!t. Of course mine's an older TBI SOHC instead of MPI DOHC, but I've driven those and haven't been impressed with them either. BTW, if I pop the clutch, I can leave nice dual strips for about 5 feet, but Saturn trannys don't like to be stressed and will give up quick. That's how I blew my first trans, beat on it too much. My C-10, even though it doesn't run so good right now, could still beat it though. __________________ -72 Chevy C10 Stepside -2002 Chevy Silverado 2500HD 4x4 -1984 Jeep CJ7 -1995 Polaris XCR600 Custom -2003 Honda 300ex

08-06-2003, 10:49 AM	#19
old Rusty C10 Robert Olson Transport Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: recent transplant to NC USA Posts: 20,310	as PT Barnum said " There's a sucker born every minute" cause someone has bid on the car id tend to say its some kid who beat the crap outta the car and at this point its gonna take mor than a few $$$ to fix it up, if it aint too far gone __________________ Bob 1951 International running on a squarebody chassis "If a man's worth is judged by the people he associates himself with, then i am the richest man in the world knowing some of the fine people of this board" http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/a...t.php?f=25&a=9 (you can review the site rules here!) PM Me for your vehicle/parts hauling needs in the North East US or see my Facebook page Robert Olson Transport Live each day to the fullest.. you never know when fate is going to pull the rug out from under you... I hate cancer!!

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