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white71chevy · 10-25-2011, 08:18 PM

What do you think it would say maybe (hey man, thanks for cutting that cancer out it was killing me or some of the things it did in its life) id like to the mine would saying thanks for getting it back on the road and all the things i have put into it itd be saying i might might be old but you dont have anything on this. So what would yours say?

PanelDeland · 10-25-2011, 08:38 PM

I don't want mine to talk.I have one that I've had for 30 years.It might tell where some of the bodies are buried.I've had it thru 2 marriages and xyz relationships.Not to mention way too many nights that I don't recall or at least not clearly.I'm pretty sure the "Statute of limitations" has run the course on most of that stuff But I do have a wife,and they don't recognize that particular statute.

webfoot · 10-25-2011, 08:39 PM

Mine would ask for some new bandaids (gaskets) on the transfer case and engine so it could stop bleeding everywhere.

white71chevy · 10-25-2011, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PanelDeland

I don't want mine to talk.I have one that I've had for 30 years.It might tell where some of the bodies are buried.I've had it thru 2 marriages and xyz relationships.Not to mention way too many nights that I don't recall or at least not clearly.I'm pretty sure the "Statute of limitations" has run the course on most of that stuff But I do have a wife,and they don't recognize that particular statute.

ya its been there for all the times you dont want to remember but it has also been there for all the good

dfwright · 10-25-2011, 10:10 PM

"It's about time you started working dents out rather than putting them in"

white71chevy · 10-25-2011, 10:25 PM

lol that ones good come on guys keep them coming

flashed · 10-25-2011, 10:33 PM

Mine would ask whats taking the body shop so long to get started again on the restomodifaction .

treveiger · 10-25-2011, 10:43 PM

"I sure as hell dont think taking out that mailbox was necessary, but it was awesome!" O an "Thanks for taking me away from the PO. He was such a idiot and I'm glad you fixed things like me only having one motor mount bolted in!"
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71sierragrande · 10-25-2011, 10:49 PM

If my truck could talk, I would tell it to shut up, the gf has enough commentary as it is!

Seriously, I'm sure it would say, "Thanks for unloading that garage to make a spot for me, buddy. You ain't much but you're all I've got".

HalfTon · 10-25-2011, 11:11 PM

Every time I come near a gas station mine would say, "Im thirsty, stop now."

**Stocker** · 10-25-2011, 11:48 PM

Oh my achin' back.... take me to a chiropractor!! Who told you I could carry 3 tons, anyway???

**leddzepp** · 10-26-2011, 12:35 AM

"Thanks for converting me to a SWB...all I want to haul in my retirement years are beers, babes, and BBQ's"

YBNORML · 10-26-2011, 01:57 AM

I'm pretty sure mine would say " stop cheating on me with all those other projects It's time for you to put me back together. It's been almost ten years since I seen the road!!"

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hjewell2 · 10-26-2011, 06:58 AM

Mine would say---- look he is so nice, my great paint, nice wood bed, washes me, pampers me, takes to auto shows so I can see all my buddies. Then ..Then he takes me down the 1320 making me scream up to 7200rpm hurting my rear and the transbrake thing really hurts my joints. If he feeds me the juice thats it im done.

Keith Seymore · 10-26-2011, 07:30 AM

Mine would say "...I will never, EVER forgive you for selling me to your father in law!"

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96blazr · 10-26-2011, 07:41 AM

"If your Truck could talk":

It would say: "Thank you for taking really, really good care of me and keeping me Warm and Dry in the Winter and away from any Rain. Also thanks for the New Engine, Tranny, Suspension and Interior. And finally, thank you for taking pride in me."

My response would be: "The pleasure's been all mine."

mrein3 · 10-26-2011, 07:41 AM

I drove my truck to work today. This is usually not the case. I have a 38 mile one way commute with more than 50% of it in a 70mph interstate zone. Right now my truck would say,
"Man I love it when I can burn along at 3500 rpms"

Driving a 4 cylinder Ford Escort normally then passing Mr. Slow on the US highway this morning I said,
"Man I miss driving a V8 every day"

There is nothing like mashing that pedal down far enough to pull the th350 down a gear and launch around a car. 53.1 mph - 70 in about 0.00001 seconds. At least it seemed like 0.00001 seconds after the 4 cylinder experience.

fastwillie 696969 · 10-26-2011, 09:23 AM

you can take your foot out of my *$@

vectorit · 10-26-2011, 09:31 AM

My burb would say "I always knew you were gonna turn out weird, but I love you for fixing me up".

The pick up... "Finally an owner that knows whats wrong with me, and is taking care of all my ill adjusted parts".

**1970 CST Short Wide** · 10-26-2011, 09:50 AM

Mine would say
“God I love the smell of burning rubber, do it again"
And of course I would oblige

68panelman · 10-26-2011, 10:04 AM

My panel and Blazer both sang " At last i finally found youuuu!"

jsprengeler · 10-26-2011, 10:34 AM

Mine would say, "I can't wait until tomorrow, cuz you get better looking every day!"

**slomotion** · 10-26-2011, 11:00 AM

Mine would ask.."Does my rear make me look fat?"

domeier · 10-26-2011, 11:18 AM

"Fix my dent, you lazy b$stard."

white71chevy · 10-26-2011, 11:50 AM

Ohh what happened there.
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10-25-2011, 08:18 PM	#1
white71chevy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: stigler, oklahoma Posts: 190	If your truck could talk What do you think it would say maybe (hey man, thanks for cutting that cancer out it was killing me or some of the things it did in its life) id like to the mine would saying thanks for getting it back on the road and all the things i have put into it itd be saying i might might be old but you dont have anything on this. So what would yours say? __________________ 71 c10 with a 305. new dd wohoo 1956 chevy bel air hard top with a 327. 1998 honda passport V6 old dd.

10-25-2011, 08:38 PM	#2
PanelDeland I am a Referee of life. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Greensboro N.C. Posts: 13,993	Re: If your truck could talk I don't want mine to talk.I have one that I've had for 30 years.It might tell where some of the bodies are buried.I've had it thru 2 marriages and xyz relationships.Not to mention way too many nights that I don't recall or at least not clearly.I'm pretty sure the "Statute of limitations" has run the course on most of that stuff But I do have a wife,and they don't recognize that particular statute. __________________ The 47-present Chevrolet and GMC Truck Message Board Network,it's owners,moderators,members,and associates of any type should not be held responsible for my opinion. You can't fix stupid,not even with duct tape. "My appearance is due to the fact that "GOD" does punish you for having too much fun!" Barrett-Jackson has perfected alchemy,they make rust into gold! "You can lead a horse to water but you can't saddle a duck" "Cleverly disguised as a 'Responsible Adult' "Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just a retard in tinfoil"

10-25-2011, 08:39 PM	#3
webfoot Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Hermiston, OR Posts: 947	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would ask for some new bandaids (gaskets) on the transfer case and engine so it could stop bleeding everywhere. __________________ *Running in place gets you nowhere fast.* -me 1968 GTO 4-spd covnvertible 1970 K-20 4-speed, factory AC.

10-25-2011, 10:10 PM	#5
dfwright Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 1,374	Re: If your truck could talk "It's about time you started working dents out rather than putting them in" __________________ 1972 C10 LWB, 350/350 Deconstruction began 5/2009, mostly completed restoration, 5/2017

10-25-2011, 10:25 PM	#6
white71chevy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: stigler, oklahoma Posts: 190	Re: If your truck could talk lol that ones good come on guys keep them coming __________________ 71 c10 with a 305. new dd wohoo 1956 chevy bel air hard top with a 327. 1998 honda passport V6 old dd.

10-25-2011, 10:33 PM	#7
flashed Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: canton ga Posts: 12,728	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would ask whats taking the body shop so long to get started again on the restomodifaction .

10-25-2011, 10:43 PM	#8
treveiger Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: South Dakota Posts: 4,093	Re: If your truck could talk "I sure as hell dont think taking out that mailbox was necessary, but it was awesome!" O an "Thanks for taking me away from the PO. He was such a idiot and I'm glad you fixed things like me only having one motor mount bolted in!" Posted via Mobile Device __________________ 1969 Chevy c20(Miss Hackjob)

10-25-2011, 10:49 PM	#9
71sierragrande Petroleum User Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 928	Re: If your truck could talk If my truck could talk, I would tell it to shut up, the gf has enough commentary as it is! Seriously, I'm sure it would say, "Thanks for unloading that garage to make a spot for me, buddy. You ain't much but you're all I've got". __________________ 1971 GMC Sierra Grande 2WD 1/2 ton, 350/400 auto 2008 Chevy Silverado 2WD 1/2 ton LT1 5.3L auto

10-25-2011, 11:11 PM	#10
HalfTon Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Imperial, MO Posts: 128	Re: If your truck could talk Every time I come near a gas station mine would say, "Im thirsty, stop now." __________________ Put that hammer down and give it hell! 69' custom/10 longbed. 1999 1500 4x4 5 speed

10-25-2011, 11:48 PM	#11
Stocker 20' Daredevil (Ret) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jefferson State Posts: 13,694	Re: If your truck could talk Oh my achin' back.... take me to a chiropractor!! Who told you I could carry 3 tons, anyway??? __________________ - Mike - 1972 K20 LWB 350/350/205 RIP El Jay

10-26-2011, 12:35 AM	#12
leddzepp Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Southern Cal Posts: 20,022	Re: If your truck could talk "Thanks for converting me to a SWB...all I want to haul in my retirement years are beers, babes, and BBQ's" __________________ 1972 C/10 Cheyenne Super SWB. Restored, loaded, slammed. 1968 C/10 50th Anniversary LWB. Unrestored, stock, daily driver/work truck. RIP ElJay RIP 67ChevyRedneck RIP Grumpy Old Man RIP FleetsidePaul

10-26-2011, 01:57 AM	#13
YBNORML Registered User Join Date: May 2010 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 3,850	Re: If your truck could talk I'm pretty sure mine would say " stop cheating on me with all those other projects It's time for you to put me back together. It's been almost ten years since I seen the road!!" Posted via Mobile Device __________________ --------------------------------------------------------------- Jason. 68’ GMC shortbox https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=794201 72' 2WD Blazer http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=425385 67' LongBox C-10 http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=691845 InstaGram ybnorml67

10-26-2011, 06:58 AM	#14
hjewell2 Registered User Join Date: May 2011 Location: mich Posts: 655	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say---- look he is so nice, my great paint, nice wood bed, washes me, pampers me, takes to auto shows so I can see all my buddies. Then ..Then he takes me down the 1320 making me scream up to 7200rpm hurting my rear and the transbrake thing really hurts my joints. If he feeds me the juice thats it im done.

10-26-2011, 07:30 AM	#15
Keith Seymore Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Motor City Posts: 9,213	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say "...I will never, EVER forgive you for selling me to your father in law!" K __________________ Chevrolet Flint Assembly 1979-1986 GM Full Size Truck Engineering 1986 - 2019 Intro from an Old Assembly Guy: http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 My Pontiac story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 Chevelle intro: http://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/

10-26-2011, 07:41 AM	#16
96blazr Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: VA Posts: 740	Re: If your truck could talk "If your Truck could talk": It would say: "Thank you for taking really, really good care of me and keeping me Warm and Dry in the Winter and away from any Rain. Also thanks for the New Engine, Tranny, Suspension and Interior. And finally, thank you for taking pride in me." My response would be: "The pleasure's been all mine." __________________ 1968 SWB. GMPP 350/350 Turbo Trans, Edelbrock Performer & Carb. Hedman Hedders, Hooker Aerochambers Mufflers. Tuff Stuff Alternators. Remember, no matter where you go, There you are. Gary



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10-26-2011, 07:41 AM	#17
mrein3 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Center City, MN, USA Posts: 3,253	Re: If your truck could talk I drove my truck to work today. This is usually not the case. I have a 38 mile one way commute with more than 50% of it in a 70mph interstate zone. Right now my truck would say, "Man I love it when I can burn along at 3500 rpms" Driving a 4 cylinder Ford Escort normally then passing Mr. Slow on the US highway this morning I said, "Man I miss driving a V8 every day" There is nothing like mashing that pedal down far enough to pull the th350 down a gear and launch around a car. 53.1 mph - 70 in about 0.00001 seconds. At least it seemed like 0.00001 seconds after the 4 cylinder experience. __________________ '70 cab, '71 chassis, 383, TH350, NP205. '71 Malibu convertible '72 Malibu hard top Center City, MN

10-26-2011, 09:23 AM	#18
fastwillie 696969 ~Rest In Peace~ Join Date: May 2005 Location: CALIFORNIA NOR CAL Posts: 9,707	Re: If your truck could talk you can take your foot out of my *$@ __________________ is it fast ? it has a lighting bolt donut? B___H please, I can remove 90% of your so called "beauty" with a kleenex

10-26-2011, 09:31 AM	#19
vectorit What? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 7,617	Re: If your truck could talk My burb would say "I always knew you were gonna turn out weird, but I love you for fixing me up". The pick up... "Finally an owner that knows whats wrong with me, and is taking care of all my ill adjusted parts". __________________ Chris 1968 K20 Suburban 1972 K10 LWB PU

10-26-2011, 09:50 AM	#20
1970 CST Short Wide Senior Moment Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pittsburg Ca Posts: 4,168	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say “God I love the smell of burning rubber, do it again" And of course I would oblige __________________ 1970 CST LS 1 6 speed Ford 9 inch Detroit Tru Track, Dakota Didgital, Vintage Air, QA1 Coil Overs Front & Rear Lots of FUN 2013 GMC PU, Oldest Son 71 GMC LWB. QA1 Suspension, Angry SB. Youngest Son 2019 GMC Diesil Dually. Youngest Son 2017 Toyota SUV Daughters car 2018 Traverse , Wife’s Ride Pittsburg Ca 94565

10-26-2011, 10:04 AM	#21
68panelman Registered User Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Delaware and Long Island, New York Posts: 3,456	Re: If your truck could talk My panel and Blazer both sang " At last i finally found youuuu!"

10-26-2011, 10:34 AM	#22
jsprengeler Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eau Claire, WI Posts: 119	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say, "I can't wait until tomorrow, cuz you get better looking every day!"

10-26-2011, 11:00 AM	#23
slomotion Old Duffer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Maine Posts: 1,822	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would ask.."Does my rear make me look fat?" __________________ '68 Short C20 Flatbed Dually w/ 292 4bbl, Langdon cast headers, and WC T5 trans. '81 G10 Shorty Van "Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement." Will Rogers "Under promise, then over achieve."

10-26-2011, 11:18 AM	#24
domeier Registered User Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 784	Re: If your truck could talk "Fix my dent, you lazy b$stard." Attached Images

10-26-2011, 11:50 AM	#25
white71chevy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: stigler, oklahoma Posts: 190	Re: If your truck could talk Ohh what happened there. Posted via Mobile Device __________________ 71 c10 with a 305. new dd wohoo 1956 chevy bel air hard top with a 327. 1998 honda passport V6 old dd.

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