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78' Silverado · 11-20-2003, 02:11 AM

A Husband and Wife were laying in bed one night, When the Husband out of no where riped a big fart!

The Husband went!! 7 Points! The wife look over and said "7 Points"....he says yea...Fart Football.

Well, The wife not wanting to lose this game farted and said TOUCHDOWN!!!! 7 Points...Now were Even.

Husband rips another....7 Points!! I'm ahead!

Wife pushes....TOUCHDOWN!! 7 Points then passes a squeaker!! Field Goal!! 3 More points, I'm ahead!!

The husband thinks....I cnt lose to a girl..Let alone my wife!!! So with all his might he trys to push a fart out...trys..and trys!!! Then BAM!!! Poops his pants!!!

Wife goes....Wat was that!

Husband says...."HALFTIME!! Switch Sides!!!!"

When I heard that I started to cry I was laughing so hard!! HAHA!

11-20-2003, 02:11 AM	#1
78' Silverado \/ My Loves \/ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Midland,Texas Posts: 462	Joke Time!! A Husband and Wife were laying in bed one night, When the Husband out of no where riped a big fart! The Husband went!! 7 Points! The wife look over and said "7 Points"....he says yea...Fart Football. Well, The wife not wanting to lose this game farted and said TOUCHDOWN!!!! 7 Points...Now were Even. Husband rips another....7 Points!! I'm ahead! Wife pushes....TOUCHDOWN!! 7 Points then passes a squeaker!! Field Goal!! 3 More points, I'm ahead!! The husband thinks....I cnt lose to a girl..Let alone my wife!!! So with all his might he trys to push a fart out...trys..and trys!!! Then BAM!!! Poops his pants!!! Wife goes....Wat was that! Husband says...."HALFTIME!! Switch Sides!!!!" When I heard that I started to cry I was laughing so hard!! HAHA! __________________ 78' Silverado - Blue - (In a Coma) 04' Silverado -Red- 383 Stroker in progress for the 78'!!!



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