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**Stocker** · 04-10-2021, 07:26 PM

**Ol Blue K20** · 04-10-2021, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GOPAPA

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You guys are killing me today!

**richard2717** · 04-13-2021, 11:13 AM

leg

**71CHEVYSHORTBED402** · 04-14-2021, 02:04 AM

Apparently saved off Craigslist for a 99 Corolla.

**68bowtie** · 04-14-2021, 02:27 AM

Haha

**Getter-Done** · 04-14-2021, 11:38 PM

Do You Want To Go to Work Tommorrow

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1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 12:49 PM

1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 03:45 PM

truckster · 04-15-2021, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

My wife and I were talking about how it's just given us justification for our usual non-social behavior.

SCOTI · 04-15-2021, 05:13 PM

I have the "It's not you, it's me" conversation regularly @ the local watering hole I frequent (proximity, friendly owners, food, tv's, & scenery). I'm probably their No.1 customer that sits @ a table alone & tries like he** to eat my food/drink my drink while avoiding conversations w/most of the other/regular patrons. There are a few that I'm comfortable with (only after enough observation/assessment time) that I'll have conversations with. There's more that I've told flat-out to stay away & ignore....

The Pandemic/shut-down convinced me to finally get a TV (9yrs w/o one) since I couldn't go see $1 movies any more over the colder Winter (well, Tx winter) months & start buying more microwaveable meals. Beyond that, things didn't change much socially.

1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 06:02 PM

1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 10:48 PM

Huh?

1976gmc20 · 04-17-2021, 04:19 PM

"Plant" based

**Steeveedee** · 04-17-2021, 06:44 PM

Vegie burgers are less healthy than the cow meat. You ever read the ingredients on those packages!? If I want vegies, they're going to be vegies without all the crud.

1976gmc20 · 04-18-2021, 10:01 PM

Resistance is fatal

**Steeveedee** · 04-18-2021, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

Resistance is fatal

As long as he has the capacity, he'll be OK.

**richard2717** · 04-19-2021, 02:14 PM

csn

1976gmc20 · 04-19-2021, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

csn

Bing! I'm old enough to appreciate that

72supr · 04-19-2021, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

"Plant" based

This makes my day. Thanks

**Clatterville trolley** · 04-19-2021, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

csn

A picture is worth a thousand words.

**dmjlambert** · 04-19-2021, 10:15 PM

... or at least 4....

**FleetsidePaul** · 04-20-2021, 01:27 AM

**Ol Blue K20** · 04-20-2021, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

My sentiments too! That door opens perfectly.

**richard2717** · 04-20-2021, 02:16 PM

squat

**Boog** · 04-20-2021, 07:19 PM

She said

04-10-2021, 07:26 PM	#576
Stocker 20' Daredevil (Ret) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jefferson State Posts: 13,725	Re: Joke Thread __________________ - Mike - 1972 K20 LWB 350/350/205 RIP El Jay

04-13-2021, 11:13 AM	#578
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,135	Re: Joke Thread leg Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

04-14-2021, 02:04 AM	#579
71CHEVYSHORTBED402 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern Nevada Posts: 7,325	Re: Joke Thread Apparently saved off Craigslist for a 99 Corolla. Attached Images __________________ Tony 71 Custom Deluxe, SWB, 2WD, 402, A/C. I developed an assembly kit for restoring the (a) truck from the ground up. My build thread, and more on the assembly kit https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...d.php?t=730025 Last edited by 71CHEVYSHORTBED402; 04-14-2021 at 12:03 PM.

04-14-2021, 02:27 AM	#580
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,795	Re: Joke Thread Haha __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Thank you all so far you are angels!! Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

04-14-2021, 11:38 PM	#581
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04-15-2021, 12:49 PM	#582
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-15-2021, 03:45 PM	#583
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-15-2021, 05:13 PM	#585
SCOTI Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DALLAS,TX Posts: 22,068	Re: Joke Thread I have the "It's not you, it's me" conversation regularly @ the local watering hole I frequent (proximity, friendly owners, food, tv's, & scenery). I'm probably their No.1 customer that sits @ a table alone & tries like he to eat my food/drink my drink while avoiding conversations w/most of the other/regular patrons. There are a few that I'm comfortable with (only after enough observation/assessment time) that I'll have conversations with. There's more that I've told flat-out to stay away & ignore.... The Pandemic/shut-down convinced me to finally get a TV (9yrs w/o one) since I couldn't go see $1 movies any more over the colder Winter (well, Tx winter) months & start buying more microwaveable meals. Beyond that, things didn't change much socially. __________________ 67SWB-B.B.RetroRod 64SWB-Recycle 89CCDually-Driver/Tow Truck 99CCSWB Driver All Fleetsides @rattlecankustoms in IG Building a small, high rpm engine with the perfect bore, stroke and rod ratio is very impressive. It's like a highly skilled Morrocan sword fighter with a Damascus Steel Scimitar..... Cubic inches is like Indiana Jones with a cheap pistol.**

04-15-2021, 06:02 PM	#586
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-15-2021, 10:48 PM	#587
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Huh? Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-17-2021, 04:19 PM	#588
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread "Plant" based Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-17-2021, 06:44 PM	#589
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,708	Re: Joke Thread Vegie burgers are less healthy than the cow meat. You ever read the ingredients on those packages!? If I want vegies, they're going to be vegies without all the crud. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

04-18-2021, 10:01 PM	#590
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Resistance is fatal Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-19-2021, 02:14 PM	#592
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,135	Re: Joke Thread csn Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

04-19-2021, 10:15 PM	#596
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,873	Re: Joke Thread ... or at least 4....



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04-20-2021, 01:27 AM	#597
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,418	Re: Joke Thread __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

04-20-2021, 02:16 PM	#599
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,135	Re: Joke Thread squat Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

04-20-2021, 07:19 PM	#600
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