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Old 06-13-2022, 12:19 PM   #1501
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Stepping on a Lego must be on page 2.
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Old 06-19-2022, 07:58 AM   #1502
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Old 06-23-2022, 01:27 AM   #1503
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Old 06-23-2022, 10:21 PM   #1504
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Old 06-23-2022, 10:55 PM   #1505
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I really don't like the Phrase

Alot of things have went South since then.

My Childhood was Great

Then the changes started happening

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Old 06-26-2022, 11:58 PM   #1506
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Old 06-29-2022, 01:42 PM   #1507
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I was looking through some old ads. Words change meaning, and what you can and cant do with the kiddos =)
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Old 06-29-2022, 04:56 PM   #1508
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I do love an iced cold glass of strong, plain, cold brew. Not far off!
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Old 06-30-2022, 01:57 PM   #1509
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Sorry, my weird dry humor got the best of me.
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In recent news the man who fell 15 stories from a roof top night club , He wasn't a bouncer .
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Old 07-02-2022, 06:57 AM   #1511
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Old 07-11-2022, 07:59 PM   #1512
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He ran outta air.

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Old 07-11-2022, 08:48 PM   #1513
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Dude that’s hilarious
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Old 07-11-2022, 09:46 PM   #1514
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Big beak, no brains! I know people like that.

I got a good laugh out of that!
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Old 07-12-2022, 07:56 PM   #1515
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Old 07-12-2022, 08:12 PM   #1516
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Old 07-19-2022, 10:28 PM   #1518
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Old 07-19-2022, 11:09 PM   #1519
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Old 07-22-2022, 02:27 PM   #1520
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While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
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Must be an old pic
Man I've been chuckling over this one for 3 days now.
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Old 07-26-2022, 09:00 AM   #1524
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While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car.

She said "Get in and I'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head". "That's nice of you, I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that". "Oh come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
that's hilarious!!!
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