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10-18-2023, 10:51 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
My ankles constantly ratchet with every step I take.
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10-22-2023, 06:06 PM
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After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...
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10-22-2023, 08:35 PM
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10-23-2023, 04:55 PM
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Keeping golf scores
John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have? Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five." Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said, "Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob. John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie."
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10-23-2023, 08:42 PM
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This makes Perfect sense.  They are Crazy at work why would that change on the Golf course.
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11-01-2023, 10:16 PM
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Richard has not posted in a while so here is the best I can do
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11-02-2023, 05:56 AM
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Oh, one of our neighbors.
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11-02-2023, 02:50 PM
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hmm
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11-02-2023, 03:48 PM
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11-02-2023, 10:26 PM
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SPIT COFFEE
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11-15-2023, 11:51 PM
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Because.
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11-17-2023, 08:46 AM
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11-17-2023, 11:53 AM
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11-17-2023, 12:20 PM
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11-17-2023, 09:02 PM
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However Small it might Be.
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11-17-2023, 11:31 PM
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I laughed out loud for the biologist one…
 I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph…
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11-18-2023, 12:05 AM
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Molecular Biologist squeaks, "What about me?".
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I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too
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11-21-2023, 08:03 PM
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^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.
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