Cop tires, Cop shocks ?

[purple gas]

While riding in the back of a police car on the weekend I got to thinking.
It was an older, retired police car, '95? maybe. We were heading TO the bar in it, and the back doors didn't open from the inside. Kind of like some weird flashback; but I digress.
Anyways I could pick this thing up for under $2K. It's a Caprice, runs good for buddy.Cop V8, 4sp auto, rear disks I think. ( I didn't bend over to look, I should have things like that are easier if your hands aren't cuffed behind your back ). He even has a "Puke Proof Seat " if I want it. I don't spose the rear end would just slip into place Tho.. Anyways any thoughts , experience, tips, or warnings appreciated... Oh and "Seasons Greetings" to all