Fellow C10'ers, this'll give you a good laugh!

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I was talking to this guy who is from my town on AOL tonight. I've seen his profile before, but a girl I was talking to says he has this cool 75 chevy. So I started talking to this guy. I know he DOESN'T have that truck, cuz I know ALL the nice C10's around here, ESPECIALLY 75's! Here's our convo, enjoy:
CorvetteRacing87: hey, their ya re
CorvetteRacing87: yeah dude
CorvetteRacing87: some chick just now sent me a picture of your truck
CorvetteRacing87: and said you from round here
CorvetteRacing87: I ain't neva seen your truck round..I see all the C10's..well..I try to see em all
QuikShvdChvy: cool
QuikShvdChvy: got a pic of your truck?
QuikShvdChvy: or corvetter ?
CorvetteRacing87: Click here for Truck
CorvetteRacing87: is your truck still dark blue and dropped, or is it a different color?
QuikShvdChvy: i get no pic man
CorvetteRacing87: click on that. then go to page 3
QuikShvdChvy: i havent see you around either
CorvetteRacing87: what all have you done to your truck?
QuikShvdChvy: stuff
CorvetteRacing87: like what?
CorvetteRacing87: motor wise? suspension wise?
QuikShvdChvy: 350 bored 20 over
CorvetteRacing87: so..352
QuikShvdChvy: ???
QuikShvdChvy: no 350
CorvetteRacing87: a 350 punched 20 over = 352
CorvetteRacing87: I have a 350 punched 30 over = 355
QuikShvdChvy: lol no
CorvetteRacing87: how low is yours and what size rims?
QuikShvdChvy: dont matter
CorvetteRacing87: LoL
QuikShvdChvy: rims
CorvetteRacing87: riiiight
CorvetteRacing87: you say it's shaved..but you still have those dumbo mirrors...come on naw
QuikShvdChvy: i like those mirrors
CorvetteRacing87: lol
QuikShvdChvy: what do you do quarter?
CorvetteRacing87: fast enough
QuikShvdChvy: hahahah
CorvetteRacing87: it's a new motor and crap, so I haven't taken it yet
CorvetteRacing87: I've raced a new silverado on the street and we were pretty much tied. But I get no traction at all. I got 4.11 pegleg
QuikShvdChvy: 411
CorvetteRacing87: I'm faster than you..that's all I need to be, haha
QuikShvdChvy: i have some in my backyard
QuikShvdChvy: lol
QuikShvdChvy: sure man
QuikShvdChvy: can you beat the new vetts?
CorvetteRacing87: in my truck? LOL
QuikShvdChvy: yea
CorvetteRacing87: no, and you're not gonna say you can either
QuikShvdChvy: ok believe what you want man
QuikShvdChvy: later
CorvetteRacing87: we'll race then
QuikShvdChvy: i aint gonna argue over stupid ****
QuikShvdChvy: later
CorvetteRacing87: I'll race you if i ever see you and the only thing you'll see is tailights my friend
QuikShvdChvy: talk alot of **** man
CorvetteRacing87: and if I were you, I'd quit frontin with that fake picture of that truck
CorvetteRacing87: you my friend, talk a lot of ****
QuikShvdChvy: ahahah
QuikShvdChvy: sure man
QuikShvdChvy: i talk no **** fool
CorvetteRacing87: be out on McHenry this weekend, we'll race
QuikShvdChvy: i didnt im you
CorvetteRacing87: if you say you can beat new vettes
QuikShvdChvy: i dont race on mchenry
CorvetteRacing87: I didn't say we would
QuikShvdChvy: dip
CorvetteRacing87: I got a place to race
QuikShvdChvy: sure man
CorvetteRacing87: you just show up
QuikShvdChvy: lol
QuikShvdChvy: i dont cruz my truck
CorvetteRacing87: naw, cuz you don't have one padna
QuikShvdChvy: ok man
QuikShvdChvy: all right
QuikShvdChvy: your right you got me man
CorvetteRacing87: I know, haha
QuikShvdChvy: later
CorvetteRacing87: you went to Joho..I'd know if there was a C10 over there
QuikShvdChvy: sure man
QuikShvdChvy: seen the red one that goes there?
QuikShvdChvy: o
QuikShvdChvy: guess not
CorvetteRacing87: LOL
CorvetteRacing87: gear drive makes your truck fast eh?
CorvetteRacing87: LOL
QuikShvdChvy: no
QuikShvdChvy: called vett heads
QuikShvdChvy: and a blower homie
CorvetteRacing87: a blower eh?
CorvetteRacing87: I got vette heads..to PUT on my motor
QuikShvdChvy: ok
QuikShvdChvy: and?
CorvetteRacing87: you put that blower on and run me and we'll see
QuikShvdChvy: when you see my euro lights
CorvetteRacing87: >
CorvetteRacing87: EURO LIGHTS?!?
CorvetteRacing87: LOL!
CorvetteRacing87: good lord!
QuikShvdChvy: lol
QuikShvdChvy:
QuikShvdChvy: there tight
CorvetteRacing87: riiiight
CorvetteRacing87: you got a posi?
QuikShvdChvy: No lol
CorvetteRacing87: what kinda rear you got?
QuikShvdChvy: 308
CorvetteRacing87: 9 or 11 bolt?
QuikShvdChvy: dont worry
CorvetteRacing87: no seriously, 9 or 11?
QuikShvdChvy: no dont worry
CorvetteRacing87: LoL..I bet you got a little 9 bolt!
CorvetteRacing87: LOL
QuikShvdChvy: yup
QuikShvdChvy: got me
QuikShvdChvy: im not in the mood to argue man
CorvetteRacing87: you keep thinking your **** is tight
CorvetteRacing87: but rememeber, a 350 punched 30 over is a 355
CorvetteRacing87: and a 4 barrel carb and disc brakes are stock
QuikShvdChvy: ok man
QuikShvdChvy: lol ahahahahahaahahahahhah
QuikShvdChvy: not on a 75 chevy
QuikShvdChvy: dip****
CorvetteRacing87: wanna bet?
QuikShvdChvy: yup
CorvetteRacing87: LoL
QuikShvdChvy: what
CorvetteRacing87: my truck came from the factory with a 4bbl and discs
QuikShvdChvy: sure
CorvetteRacing87: got the factory window sticker
QuikShvdChvy: lol with the factory engine also
QuikShvdChvy: lol
QuikShvdChvy: 6 cyclinder
CorvetteRacing87: had the factory engined
QuikShvdChvy: lol
QuikShvdChvy: ha
CorvetteRacing87: factory came 350
QuikShvdChvy: not all models
QuikShvdChvy: lol
CorvetteRacing87: well..the ****ty models
QuikShvdChvy: sure man
CorvetteRacing87: the Silverado package came with the good stuff
CorvetteRacing87: 350/4bbl/discs
QuikShvdChvy: learn your **** before you talk **** and read more magazines truckin
QuikShvdChvy: peace fool
CorvetteRacing87: LOl, you need to quit reading magazines
CorvetteRacing87: maybe you should say you have a ford
QuikShvdChvy: lol sue dud whatever
QuikShvdChvy: dont get smoked by the neon again i seen you last night
QuikShvdChvy: ahahahah
CorvetteRacing87: a neon?
QuikShvdChvy: YEa its a car man
CorvetteRacing87: LoL
QuikShvdChvy: member those
CorvetteRacing87: yeah, a friend has a turbo R/T
CorvetteRacing87: if you seen me last night, then you seen me with the wideband on, tuning the cabr
CorvetteRacing87: carb*
QuikShvdChvy: thats nice
QuikShvdChvy: want a cookie
CorvetteRacing87: trust me, a neon may smoke you..but not me
QuikShvdChvy: lol
QuikShvdChvy: ewww good come back
QuikShvdChvy: im scared now
CorvetteRacing87: haha
CorvetteRacing87: you prolly cut your springs
QuikShvdChvy: yup
QuikShvdChvy: you give chevy a bad name
CorvetteRacing87: LoL..you give 75's a bad name
CorvetteRacing87: you can at least pretend to have like a 88
QuikShvdChvy: no you do talk all **** man i would never do that to another guy with a chevy no matter what you like those little asshoels i those honda's and acura's
CorvetteRacing87: LOL
CorvetteRacing87: riiight
QuikShvdChvy: buy a honda fool it will fit you better
CorvetteRacing87: you're the one with rice tails my friend
QuikShvdChvy: so?
QuikShvdChvy: at least i give respect to another person
CorvetteRacing87: loL
CorvetteRacing87: I give respect to people that have chevy trucks
CorvetteRacing87: and know what they're all about
QuikShvdChvy: then take a step back fool i aint talking **** you came up in here talking all this **** fool
CorvetteRacing87: I asked you
CorvetteRacing87: about your truck
CorvetteRacing87: cuz it looks nice
CorvetteRacing87: but you don't know **** about it
CorvetteRacing87: and you're trying to say it smokes new vettes
QuikShvdChvy: ha ok man
QuikShvdChvy: you dont know what i got fool
QuikShvdChvy: dont even trip
CorvetteRacing87: if you could smoke new vettes, then wow
QuikShvdChvy: ok then
CorvetteRacing87: LoL
QuikShvdChvy: do you know what i got
CorvetteRacing87: don't need to know, cuz I know you ain't packin heat
QuikShvdChvy: 400 crank fool
CorvetteRacing87: a 400 crank, wow
CorvetteRacing87: so?
QuikShvdChvy: what would that make it now man?
QuikShvdChvy: lol
CorvetteRacing87: you still have to smog your truck
CorvetteRacing87: so, you cain't do sheeet
QuikShvdChvy: actually i am
QuikShvdChvy: its called knowing people
CorvetteRacing87: uhhuh
QuikShvdChvy: see talking **** again
CorvetteRacing87: well, if your so bad ass, bring it, don't sing it
QuikShvdChvy: see talking **** again
CorvetteRacing87: I wanna race
QuikShvdChvy: thats nice
CorvetteRacing87: and since your truck is so bad ass, you'll smoke me, right?
QuikShvdChvy: go find someone then
QuikShvdChvy: i never said my truck was bad ass
CorvetteRacing87: I wanna race 75 vs 75
CorvetteRacing87: you said you could beat new vettes
CorvetteRacing87: if you can do that, then it's badass
QuikShvdChvy: ok then i never said it was badass you did
CorvetteRacing87: yeah, I did
QuikShvdChvy: street **** is diff from track
CorvetteRacing87: you're right
QuikShvdChvy: ok then
CorvetteRacing87: but, you're gonna need a lot more power than you think, to beat a vete on the street
CorvetteRacing87: unless the vette wasn't racing, haha
QuikShvdChvy: 12.5 the vett did 12.9
CorvetteRacing87: dude, if your truck does 12.5's on a 3.08 pegleg, I'll literally lay down
QuikShvdChvy: go a head lay down
QuikShvdChvy: i aint playing fool
CorvetteRacing87: riiiight
QuikShvdChvy: see talk **** whatever dude
CorvetteRacing87: then what would racing a truck that runs high 14's be? nothing
CorvetteRacing87: so, brin git
CorvetteRacing87: bring it*
CorvetteRacing87: we'll see who talks **** then

This is the truck is question...I've NEVER SEEN ANY SORT OF THIS TRUCK AROUND!