this really made my day!!

[C-10volvo]

I was heading down a 4 lane road when i spot a 70's f150 with tons of performance stickers on his back window accompanied by the classic Calvin reliving himself on the bow tie. Well to my luck, i catch a light with him. His windows are down, so I roll mine down as well. He says, "nice truck, too bad its a chevrogay!!" Haha I laugh at him and ask how much horse power all those stickers add. he proceeds to rev his engine, and from what i heard it was a 6 banger with a cut off exhaust. Right before the light turns green i say, "you cant piss on what you cant catch". I smoked him, it made my day