Believe it or not but this DID happen....

[Slammed70]

My buddy picked up a 350(?) for $75 from an ad in the paper...

all it said was "small block chevey motor hear run $75 call...." (And yes, they did mispell Chevy)

We show up and its lying on its side in the dudes garage covered in a bunch of **** and chained to one of them flat bed cart things your get from Lowes . So then the dude drags it out into the clear and jumps the starter off a battery and the motors bouncing around on this cart. And just sounds like ass because there is no exhaust of any type...just dumping straight out of the heads.

So my buddies like "What ever, $75 is cheaper than a core in most cases" so we take it.

We get it home and tear it apart and the Number 7 rod and piston were missing....****ing gone!

So we call the dude back, and he says he dont know because the motors not his....its his neighbors. Told us he was tired of all his neighbors trash "mucking" up the neighborhood so he took it upon himself to clean up his neighbors yard.