I love people who know everything about engines....

[*Dylan]

Caution!!! If you are already low on brain cells please refrain from reading this as it tends to cause loss of brain cells.


Well guys, hopefully I'll be able to give y'all a few good laughs. I got bored today and started playing Grand Theft Auto IV online with some people and this guy joined the party and started talking about cars. So heres a good laugh for you as you read the conversations that took place. (This is me telling my buddies on AOL Instant Messenger about it)

MFODylan (10:29:51 PM): oh my god i love talking to stupid people =D
Quake Splash (10:37:29 PM): uh
MFODylan (10:37:42 PM): one sec
MFODylan (10:37:50 PM): i'll post the convo i'm telling my friend about it
MFODylan (10:37:55 PM): it's the funniest **** in the world
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MFODylan (10:38:35 PM): Redneck SP15 (10:29:38 PM): i love talking to stupid people =D
darthskater00 (10:29:50 PM): oh thanks butthole
Redneck SP15 (10:29:56 PM): rofl
Redneck SP15 (10:30:02 PM): i was playing xbox live talking to this guy
Redneck SP15 (10:30:12 PM): and he said he had an infiniti g35
Redneck SP15 (10:30:15 PM): so i was like ok
darthskater00 (10:30:43 PM): lol

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MFODylan (10:39:07 PM): Redneck SP15 (10:30:57 PM): kept talking, he said it was a v6 with twin turbos, running 80+ lbs of boost per turbo, said it had 8 pistons, and that yesterday he upgraded it from 8 to 12
Redneck SP15 (10:31:08 PM): said the v6 was putting out 644 hp
Redneck SP15 (10:31:12 PM): 544*
Redneck SP15 (10:31:25 PM): i was laughing my ass off
darthskater00 (10:31:36 PM): lol
darthskater00 (10:31:37 PM): no doubt

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MFODylan (10:39:19 PM): Redneck SP15 (10:31:50 PM): said he also owns a dodge biper
Redneck SP15 (10:31:52 PM): viper*
darthskater00 (10:32:02 PM): got lots of $$ i see
Redneck SP15 (10:32:04 PM): he's making 1400.00 a month insurance payments
Redneck SP15 (10:32:06 PM): lol
Redneck SP15 (10:32:21 PM): he makes 500.00 a week according to him

Redneck SP15 (10:32:33 PM): 600 dollars a month for payments on the g 35
Redneck SP15 (10:33:01 PM): and the insurance for this 12,000.00 g 35 is 1200.00 a month lol
Redneck SP15 (10:33:11 PM): he said it was 200 before he got it painted red

MFODylan (10:39:20 PM): darthskater00 (10:33:20 PM): lol
Redneck SP15 (10:33:21 PM): and the red took it up 1k lol
Redneck SP15 (10:33:28 PM): i was crackin up so bad
darthskater00 (10:34:50 PM): no doubt
Redneck SP15 (10:34:53 PM): did i mention he's only 18 working a supposed 76 hours a week
Quake Splash (10:40:05 PM): ...wow
MFODylan (10:40:34 PM): i almost **** a brick i was laughing so hard
MFODylan (10:40:36 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:40:47 PM): oh!
MFODylan (10:40:49 PM): forgot to mention
Quake Splash (10:41:07 PM): 80lbs of boost.. that'd crack your block like a mother****er, lol
MFODylan (10:41:07 PM): his kia spectra goes 140 mph because that's what the spedometer maxes out at
MFODylan (10:41:20 PM): and he's gotten it up to 130 mph before
MFODylan (10:41:22 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:41:25 PM): I would love to see a Kia go 140mph.
MFODylan (10:41:27 PM): and he wasnt redlining
Quake Splash (10:41:33 PM): ...yeah right
MFODylan (10:41:39 PM): the kias a "v4"
Quake Splash (10:41:43 PM): LOL
MFODylan (10:41:46 PM): =D
Quake Splash (10:41:48 PM): Nothing modern has a v4
MFODylan (10:41:53 PM): oh yeah1
MFODylan (10:41:59 PM): and the v6 in his g 35
MFODylan (10:42:05 PM): is an inline 6 according to him
MFODylan (10:42:08 PM): =/
MFODylan (10:42:16 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:42:21 PM): so he has an inline v6
MFODylan (10:42:24 PM): =D
Quake Splash (10:42:43 PM): not rly
Quake Splash (10:42:47 PM): they're all v6
Quake Splash (10:42:48 PM): man
Quake Splash (10:42:53 PM): I wish I could've been there
Quake Splash (10:42:58 PM): gamertag?
MFODylan (10:43:06 PM): rufless something
Quake Splash (10:43:10 PM): that doesnt help
Quake Splash (10:43:11 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:43:11 PM): i'll go get it in a few
MFODylan (10:43:12 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:43:15 PM): ahaa
MFODylan (10:43:19 PM): i have to disconnect internet
Quake Splash (10:43:21 PM): I can get on at my buddies and send him a msg
MFODylan (10:43:24 PM): on comp to play xbox
MFODylan (10:43:46 PM): whats your buds gt i'll send a fr and send an inv to you and him
MFODylan (10:43:54 PM): he's on right now
MFODylan (10:44:05 PM): if you can go to your friends house
Quake Splash (10:44:19 PM): no clue, lol
MFODylan (10:44:27 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:44:37 PM): and **** going anywhere
MFODylan (10:44:40 PM): when you get to your buds house send an invite to "Stokin"
MFODylan (10:44:47 PM): don't ask lol
Quake Splash (10:45:07 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:46:58 PM): wish that guy lived nearby...
Quake Splash (10:47:01 PM): I'd love to race
MFODylan (10:47:02 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:47:06 PM): and I'd make it easy... I'd run the ford
MFODylan (10:47:12 PM): his kia would smoke yo ass
MFODylan (10:47:17 PM): LOL
Quake Splash (10:47:18 PM): yeah right
MFODylan (10:47:31 PM): btw
Quake Splash (10:47:33 PM): I has turbos too, but they make a realistic 20psi
MFODylan (10:47:34 PM): his dodge viper
MFODylan (10:47:41 PM): has a v8...
MFODylan (10:47:46 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:48:06 PM): uhmm..
MFODylan (10:48:10 PM): and he picks up all the chicks in his neighborhood by driving his red f 150
MFODylan (10:48:14 PM): because he said
Quake Splash (10:48:16 PM): Insurance for a dodge viper is $16k/yr
MFODylan (10:48:21 PM): red attracts all the girls
MFODylan (10:48:28 PM): it makes everyone look
MFODylan (10:48:29 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:48:31 PM): Red is a homo color, suited for pussies and women.
MFODylan (10:48:37 PM): ahahaha
Quake Splash (10:48:39 PM): I hate red.
MFODylan (10:48:45 PM): same
Quake Splash (10:48:45 PM): Hate everything about it
Quake Splash (10:48:55 PM): and.
MFODylan (10:48:56 PM): green or blue ftmfw
Quake Splash (10:49:04 PM): panties won't fly cause you have an f150
Quake Splash (10:49:08 PM): I should know, I have one, lol
MFODylan (10:49:14 PM): ahaha
Quake Splash (10:49:19 PM): maybe he picks up 13 year olds
MFODylan (10:49:35 PM): bet you could get the panties on that one she-man that you showed me earlier to fly with one
Quake Splash (10:49:48 PM): lmao
MFODylan (10:50:11 PM): then he told me he makes 1k a week
MFODylan (10:50:16 PM): i was like NICE!!!
MFODylan (10:50:25 PM): and i asked him how much he made a year
MFODylan (10:50:28 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:50:32 PM): he said i dunno...
Quake Splash (10:50:36 PM): ....
MFODylan (10:50:39 PM): i lol'ed my ass off
Quake Splash (10:51:42 PM): I say, idiot.
Quake Splash (10:51:57 PM): For one, you're not gonna be able to afford all those on that sallary
Quake Splash (10:52:02 PM): And you'd pay a lot more than 1k
MFODylan (10:52:06 PM): hahaha
Quake Splash (10:52:09 PM): 16k/yr insurance for a viper
Quake Splash (10:52:13 PM): AVERAGE
MFODylan (10:52:30 PM): 8 pistons in a v6 inline, upgraded to 12 =D
MFODylan (10:52:32 PM): muhahaha
Quake Splash (10:53:17 PM): Shouldn't be allowed to drive if he thinks you can stick more pistons in a block
Quake Splash (10:53:32 PM): In that case, my v8 is a w16
MFODylan (10:53:44 PM): roflmao
MFODylan (10:53:47 PM): rofl my wofl
Quake Splash (10:53:57 PM): lol
Quake Splash (10:54:08 PM): wait, w24.
Quake Splash (10:54:09 PM): lol.
Quake Splash (10:54:12 PM): yeah son
MFODylan (10:54:13 PM): hahaha
Quake Splash (10:54:15 PM): fear my ****.
Quake Splash (10:54:38 PM): no one else was making comments?
MFODylan (10:54:47 PM): no LOL
MFODylan (10:54:55 PM): they were all like 10/14
Quake Splash (10:55:02 PM): .......
MFODylan (10:55:02 PM): they had no clue
Quake Splash (10:55:05 PM): what the **** were you playing
MFODylan (10:55:09 PM): 50.00 says they all believed him
MFODylan (10:55:13 PM): gta 4
Quake Splash (10:55:17 PM): faggot
MFODylan (10:55:18 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:55:38 PM): it was worth every second though
MFODylan (10:55:41 PM): oh my god
MFODylan (10:55:48 PM): haven't laughed that hard in soooooo long
MFODylan (10:56:03 PM): 80+ lbs of boost on each of the twin turbos =D
Quake Splash (10:57:35 PM): yeah..
Quake Splash (10:57:41 PM): The pressure would crack a block
Quake Splash (10:57:48 PM): Unless it's race built and engineered
MFODylan (10:58:16 PM): of course it was! it was a stock g 35 mayne! all of those things are race engineered duh!
MFODylan (10:58:27 PM): 544 hp =D
Quake Splash (10:58:30 PM): lolz
MFODylan (10:58:31 PM): stock
MFODylan (10:58:36 PM): for 12k
MFODylan (10:58:37 PM): lol
MFODylan (10:58:43 PM): v6
Quake Splash (10:58:46 PM): I wish he knew what it takes to make 544hp
MFODylan (10:58:51 PM): haha
MFODylan (10:58:52 PM): so true
MFODylan (10:59:04 PM): looool
MFODylan (10:59:07 PM): and he was like
MFODylan (10:59:12 PM): i want a g 37 so bad
MFODylan (10:59:21 PM): and i was like why didn't you get one instead of a g 35?
MFODylan (10:59:29 PM): and he was like they're 50,000!
MFODylan (10:59:41 PM): i was like why? it's only two numbers higher...
MFODylan (10:59:58 PM): and he was like yeah the two numbers higher means twice the torque
MFODylan (11:00:06 PM): i was like oooooh
MFODylan (11:00:11 PM): do you get double hp too?
MFODylan (11:00:15 PM): and he said naw..
MFODylan (11:00:19 PM): lol
MFODylan (11:00:31 PM): wheres something to record people when you need to?
MFODylan (11:00:52 PM): ffs i need to find some kind of recordning mechanism so i can record convos on xbl
MFODylan (11:00:54 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:01:17 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:01:19 PM): dvs
Quake Splash (11:01:21 PM): or something
Quake Splash (11:01:23 PM): some lil device
Quake Splash (11:01:27 PM): forget name
Quake Splash (11:01:30 PM): dv something
Quake Splash (11:01:33 PM): and ...
MFODylan (11:01:37 PM): http://www.supertalkfm965.com/Portal...%20Pic%206.jpg
Quake Splash (11:01:37 PM): g37 only has like 306hp
MFODylan (11:01:43 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:01:53 PM): lol
MFODylan (11:01:56 PM): but you get twice the torque since its two numbers higher dude!@!!
Quake Splash (11:02:13 PM): 258ft lbs..
MFODylan (11:02:17 PM): asked if they had a g 39 and he said he didn't think so but wasn't sure
MFODylan (11:02:18 PM): lol
Quake Splash (11:02:24 PM): lolol
Quake Splash (11:02:29 PM): g69
MFODylan (11:02:38 PM): lol
MFODylan (11:02:47 PM): said he also needed to buy wings for all of his cars
Quake Splash (11:02:56 PM): .....
MFODylan (11:03:03 PM): "wings" not spoilers lol
Quake Splash (11:03:08 PM): What a useless piece of equipment.
MFODylan (11:03:14 PM): haha
MFODylan (11:03:38 PM): i was thinking, yeah man your gonna need all the downforce you can get with that 140 mph kia you have
Quake Splash (11:04:21 PM): lols
Quake Splash (11:04:35 PM): Kias are probably some of the worst vehicles on the road
MFODylan (11:04:42 PM): amen

Hope you guys got some ****s and giggles from this.