a saturn.. fast?

[2tankin79]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=2583

first of all, i'd like to say, there is nothing about a saturn that even comes close to the word fast. I thought this was pretty funny, seein as how the whole description he brags about the car bein so awesome, and fast, and something about taking corners at 70 mph, no slipping, or leaning??? Then at the end of the description it says it has been well taken care of.. yeah, ok, when monkeys fly out my arse...