Craziest thing you've done to "just get home"

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no crazy stories in my truck, but in my Vette I drove home from a cruise in with a broken clutch linkage. Fortunately when the pedal went to the floor, there was only 1 more stop light to the interstate, and only 1 from the interstate to my house. I made it home, but almost had to stop at the last light, even though laying WAY back for a red light. 2 weeks ago, in the same car, drove all but the last 2 miles to the Run to the Sun car show in Myrtle beach when the water pump let go. My buddy was trailering his car in front of me, so we just put his on the road 2 miles out, and put mine on the trailer. We towed it the last 2 miles to the hotel and thanks to the help of several in our crew, we fixed the water pump in the hotel parking lot.