You gotta hear this !!

[Weasel Diesel]

Today the battery in my C-10 took a dump. No problem, hit the Local Advance to get a new one. The young man sold me the battery and asked " Can we install it for you for free?". Sure, why not, saves me the bother. So we go out to the truck, and I pull the hood. My engine originated in a boat. It is a Crusader 350 engine. He looks over and sees the " Crusader Marine Engine Division" decal and says" I can't put this battery in, this is a Marine engine and you need a Marine Battery". I knew where this was going... I took the battery and told him nevermind, I'll install it at home. "You know there is no Warranty, right?" he said. I ignored him and left. I just laughed....