fan clutch = a race with rice

[C-10volvo]

i am on my was home from a friends house with my girlfriend. we are sitting at this very long light so i try to find out why my engine is vibrating so badly. i put it in neutral and from idle and rev it very slowly to about 2 grand. to make a long story short, my fan clutch is stuck and bent causing the engine and everything else in the cab vibrate. little did i know there was a early 90's honda civic there next to me. the light turned green and he drops the clutch doing a massive burnout and taking off. i keep heading down the road while he turns in his flashers and hits the breaks hard. there is no traffic out and he completely stops in his lane . i obey the speed limit and pass him in my lane. as soon as i pass him he turns on his highs and starts accelerating. he signals into my lane and proceeds to ride my @$$. 5 miles later we come to another light, and i am getting very frustrated with this guy 2 inched away from my bumper. i put it in 2 and power brake it. for some reason both wheels spin even though i have one wheel peel, and smoke is everywhere. i know it was stupid of me but i was getting pissed off. after i marked my territory, i made a left to head home. i have no clue where he went off to because of the smoke, but i got my revenge.

why is it everytime something like this happens i am driving the wrong car. i needed my volvo!!