While there's no perfect science to this, and a woman can rear her ugly head at any time with truck expenses, I've found this helps:
On your way back from breakfast, unexpectedly stop in front of her favorite store, hand her your debit card, and tell her to take her time, and that you and the dog will be in the parking lot, surfing the forum from your smartphone (I was anyway, he was impatiently waiting for her to return so his ride in the wind could resume)
The dog says "seriously, when is she coming out? Oh, wait. Is that her???"
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