need a laugh? funny story about this morning

[Mattys1970C-10]

so I live in an apartment and the manager knows my truck and loves it, so do most of the people that live in my complex. however, there is ONE lady who cannot stand my truck or anything about it. so im warming it up this morning, not revving, just idling for a minute because thats what you do for a motor you want to last. this lady, must be in her 40's and is deffinetly a liberal tree "lover". she walks up to my truck with this stick up her ass look and gets to the tailgate and starts trying to get my attention. i see her in the mirror and already know whats coming but she wont come to the window, almost like she was waiting for me to get out. finally with a huff and puff she walks up and says "SIR...SIR...I can smell your truck running can you park it somewhere else?" I told her that this was the spot the manager assigned me and id get ticketed for parking anywhere else. She says "well I think you should park it somewhere else, and you obviously have a problem with your smog, and your truck is leaking fumes that are not healthy!" now keep in mind, my truck is idling this whole time and she is struggling to talk over the huge cam lope and long tubes with flowmasters dumped about 2 feet from where she is standing, and it was still cold so it was that, just started the truck, lope that vibrates the tailgate too. I kept a straight face the entire time, every once in a while giving her the "what? I cant hear you can you speak up" finally she said "whatever!" and walked away with her phone up to her ear looking at me as if to say im telling lol

made my day (;