Turn signal problem.....short somewhere

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Only my drivers side turn signal works. Head lights work.....parking lights do not work, brake lights do not work, dash lights dont work, dome lights out. I have a breaker fuse on the fuse box for them.
well now that the fuse is blown or whatever, I have one (drivers side) turn signal....these are on a different fuse, so they should still work when the stop lamp/dome fuse goes out. BUT when I switch on my passenger turn signal, I get a very quick sound from the flasher fuse, but no green arrow from the dash nor does the pass. tail light flash. The drivers turn signal works fine...but when I switch on the hazards neither little green arrows light up and no flashers....very quick clicking sound. ALso when I use my Left turn signal or hazards my cd player and oil light flash with the clicking?!?!WTF. My guess is its the turn signal switch...but that doesn't explain the CD player or oil light..any other guesses????? My dash lights are off the same fuse as the dome light right????
Thanks guys...I gotta go to work....with out break lights or turn signals....HELP!!!!!