One legged man, butt kicking contest

[68C15]

that describes my summer from the way it looks.

Sister wants me to build a 12x34 deck and 12x10 shed

Bench rest league

Paint my house inside and out.

Replace carpet in my house.

Get 68 GMC running and replace brake lines

Stay ahead of the game on lawn care for me and neighbor widow

Neighbor widow needs her deck stained. I built it 4 years ago

Entertain family and Canadian friends in July

At 8:00 I'm going to Menards to get materials for deck and shed. I'm thinking a 24' U-haul truck may get rented. My Accord and Escape are not going to cut it here

Sister said her 2 sons can help build them. It'd be faster and better quality if I do it alone. I'm not a teacher or babysitter. I'm not a complete novice and I have enough redneck skills to figure a way to do things alone. Plus this way I'm not waiting on someone to get out of bed or show up when I expect them.

But if any of you guys want to come and laugh at/with me I'd enjoy the company. Bring pizza and beer.