Joke Thread

[Greasey Harley]

Lone Ranger and Tonto go camping together
They Fall asleep early due to a long day.

In the middle of the night, Lone Ranger wakes up and speaks to Tonto who’s now awake as well

“Tonto, It’s a beautiful night”Tonto says

“How so?” Replies Lone Ranger

“There are many stars in the sky” Tonto Replies

“You know what that means, don’t you?” Lone Ranger asks suddenly more frantically

“Yes, that means many spirits are watching us” Tonto Explains calmly

To which Lone Ranger replied

“No you dumbass, it means somebody stole our tent!”