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05-27-2021, 02:31 AM
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R.I.P. E.S.L.L.
  
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA.
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Re: Joke Thread
Two drunk guys walk into a bar and proceed to get even more intoxicated to the point that one guy barfs all over his shirt.
He looks in horror. My wife is going to kill me. His friend says not to worry. Just put this $10 bill in your pocket and tell your wife someone bumped into you and barfed on your shirt and felt bad. So he gave you $10 to get it cleaned. So when he gets home his wife is yelling at him. He tells his wife the story. He says the guy felt bad about barfing on his shirt and gave him $10. He tells her to check his pocket. She pulls out the bill and says this is $20 Yeah. He nods. He also sh*t in my pants.
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