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Longhorn Man · 08-21-2002, 10:39 PM

in traffic today I was sittin at a light, and this 16 year old punk pulls up in the nastiest jalopy of a turd you could ever imagine. I don't know what was holding it together. It was a lwb step side with more rust holes than sheet metal. Cab corners were not only rusted out, but all the way up to the line where the molding used to be on it. The door was so bad, I was lookin at his window in the bottom of the friken door!
Anyways, this thing had one header that the collecter was almost rusted off, and it was running on 7 holes...sounded like crap. The kid pulls up and shouts to me askin if i wanted to RACE!!! I shut off my truck and yelled WHAT? (makin sure I heard him right) He says this thing ROCKS...it has a stock car engine in it. ( stock car...said it like it was one word) I cracked up laughin, so he revved it up, smoke pouring out the one pipe that was still attached. I said Knock that sh!t off! the light chainges, and he slams the gas and then pops it in drive once the engine was up to about 5000 RPM. The right rear tire spun for about 2 feet and it putted through the intersection. By this time I was laughing so damn hard I was about to p!ss myself. I passed him up and pulled into a gas station. He pulls in revvin the pee oput of his 'race motor' trying sooooo hard to look cool. There was a guy in an old camaro there that looked and cracked up laughing too.
I told the kid about the board and his responce was I don't need 5000+ people to tell me how to do it, I have it all planned out.
OK...what ever.
I ask if i can see his stock-car engine, and he tells me he hasn't figured how to open the hood. (he says this as opens the drivers door pointing to the vent knob) He says i can't get the hood release thngy to work, it just moves freely with a screatching noise.
I opened the hood, and was greated to the nastyest, grungiest, slimiest small block ever seen by man. This thing was cobbled so bad it was unreal. (a bread bag twisty tie held the throttle rod to the ONE BARREL carb. A MONO JET ON A STOCK-CAR!!!!!!
I was laughing so bad it was unreal. I reached down and plugged in the spark plug wire that was zapping the frame every time it got power, and told him to start it up. It still sounded like crap, but at least it idled on it's own. He killed it and I tried telling him that it is a stock (as in original) car (as in caprice station wagon) engine. He starts telling me how it is a de-tuned winston cup car!!!
I smiled as i got in my truck and left. I never did tell him how I opened the hood, and as I pulled out of the lot, I heard him slam the hood, then stare through the grill tryign to figure it out. I thought it would be funny to atch this, so I pulled back in and bought a bottle of dew (like I ddn't already have one) just so I could see if he would getit.
He was still trying to figure it out 5 min later when i left.
This kid made my day. 16, on top of the world, ad trying to say he has it all figured it out.
Other peoples children...I'm tellin you...

Mountain Man · 08-21-2002, 10:55 PM

Good story Longhorn, LOL.

Its one thing to be young and cocky, and another to be young and stupid.

Takes all kinds to make the world go around, I guess.

**BIG ORANGE** · 08-21-2002, 11:10 PM

The young and the restless,go figure!

toms68cst · 08-21-2002, 11:13 PM

LOL great story Andy. I'd loved to have seen that!

Rod · 08-21-2002, 11:15 PM

Maybe you were on one of those bloopers or oblivios shows....lol.

AK70SWB · 08-21-2002, 11:21 PM

lollollololooool
sounds like this town except it would be 79 honda civic w/ a fart pipe, slammed to the ground (by heating of course) and it would be "this car has a indi car motor" instead of stock car.
great story
andy

*racedvl* · 08-21-2002, 11:31 PM

LOL, that's great!!

colohusker · 08-22-2002, 02:03 AM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was great..... I think.... sounded too much like someone describing my truck....I should go check to make sure someone didn't steal it...

And here all I ever run into is punks in rustangs... and my truck is nowhere near close enough to run faster than a turtle going up a hill....

O'l Buck · 08-22-2002, 02:10 AM

that's pretty good.....i don't think i can remember meeting anyone who couln't figure out how to get the hood open.....lmao

Super Chevy · 08-22-2002, 02:30 AM

Cool Story, but what year was the truck ?

Hooter · 08-22-2002, 02:34 AM

I am only 16 I may know quite a bit but i do noy know everything thats why i joined this board. Got more than just mechanical Knowledge. I have been getting a lot of life knowledge here to. Its a great place to be. Id like to meet this kid one dayhe sounds like he has the maturity level of a 9 year old!

Huck · 08-22-2002, 08:16 AM

Andy, hanging out with Josh again?

ChevLoRay · 08-22-2002, 08:33 AM

I will soon be 55 years old. There are very few of us (enthusiasts) who have not seen this behavior, and some of us probably were that kid, at one time. Remember your first car/truck?

My first car was a '48 Dodge 4-dr. Got it in '63. There was so much wear in the cylinder bores that at least 2 of the pistons were swapping holes as they reached the bottom of there stroke. It smoked so bad you couldn't see the front bumper on my Dad's car as he pushed us up a hill while it was running and doing all it could!

I had all kinds of grand plans for it, like another motor or getting that one rebuilt. At that time, it would cost $35 for a used engine and I didn't have the money for that. The old Dodge looked good, sitting in the shed, not running. My neighbor and I used to push it up the hill in the pasture and sit in it and coast down to the bottom, where we got out and pushed it back up again. Talk about needing a size 4 hat and having a size 18 neck....get the picture. Way too much testosterone used pushing that Dodge. At least I learned that I didn't want any more Dodges.

Is he kin to Richard Petty? Did he mention that? Or, maybe Junior Johnson, since Junior was a Chevy man. Maybe that's where the truck came from.

**Yukon Jack** · 08-22-2002, 09:15 AM

Thanks for giving me a smile this morning. That was a great one!

WB72 · 08-22-2002, 10:46 AM

Kids who are so mechanicly handicapped, shouldn't own vehicles. You should have sold him your Mountain Dew as Headlight fluid, Could have mada a buck or two, and he would have "Halogen fluid" to shine farther up the road, 'cause his truck goes so fast.

1971LT1SWBPOSI373 · 08-22-2002, 11:09 AM

Way too funny. I'm LMAO. I suppose he'll try that line on some young gal, but it won't get him too far. He'll probably kep racing it until it blows !!!!!!!!!! (and he has to take a walk down the road picking up chunks of connecting rods) TJ

SWINGSAX68 · 08-22-2002, 12:22 PM

poor kid.....someone lied to him.....
man.....that was a funny story though.....I hope I can have some experience like that....I would never race in the streets....too dangerous....too many cops....but man if someone really wanted it....i'd get him all riled up and rev up my engine and be ready for the green....oh man i'd talk so much trash and just push his buttons...then.....GREEN....just drive as a well mannered considerate member of the driving community.....hope fully he would peel out and look like an idiot..and maybe even get a ticket....and I would laugh and point.

**smitty62** · 08-22-2002, 01:16 PM

I think you all are missing the big problem here--he's at breeding age and I'll bet he has a sister--bingo! a new welfare recipient!

chevy2racr · 08-22-2002, 06:24 PM

people like that piss me off, they are so arrogant to think for a second. thats deffinatly better than the other day, cruising in the 85 t-top Z/28 I've been dragracing, and guy(mid 20s) in a beat up rusty 3rd gen. camaro pulls up looks over and revs his motor, blows smoke out I laugh and 1/3 throttle off the light with the 355 and 700R4 and he is bangin gears(prolly a t-5) and when I, gently on the throttle, shift it to 2nd she barks the tires off more than this beat up camaro floored bangin a 5 spd. and I still beat him to, 1/3 throttle. dumb sh*t anyway, see not ALL teens are dumbasses I'm 17 and this guy was prolly 25 or 26 by the looks of him.. oh well
Bryce

**Bowtie468** · 08-22-2002, 10:07 PM

hehe Great story!!

**MJN** · 08-22-2002, 10:18 PM

I'm 17 and am the motor head at school, other kids bring me along when they go car shopping and ask which is better. Sure I like to rev it a little but I know when to stop and back off. This kid sounds like he just got the truck from his redneck uncle who at one time saw a cup race and said his truck sounded like one of those cars and sold it to his nephew. well whatever, just rambling. Feel bad for that truck though.

>X< · 08-22-2002, 10:31 PM

MJN, thats me to, but i only know chevys, theres mostly hondas at my school, knowing how to change oil is rare at my school too, i would normally hate people like this, but that was too funny to hate him. as someone said, he just got lied too, a guy with a frame up'd 68 told me that his 502 was stock when was 15, i believed him and always asked if a 67-72 hd a 502 in it when i was shopping for trucks, he jsut needs to have a long talk with someone on teh board to straighten him out, funny story though

PrimeredThunder · 08-23-2002, 01:11 AM

Makes ya wonder how kids like this get their liscense? All i run into around here is the Rice Burners and I just point and laugh at them and their fart cannons and cardboard body kits hehe

Kenny

Hooter · 08-23-2002, 04:46 AM

Fart Cannon! ah man thats too! funny.
I always wonderd what those fart cannons would sound like on a v8

08-21-2002, 10:39 PM	#1
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,690	met a punk in a truck...LOL!!!! in traffic today I was sittin at a light, and this 16 year old punk pulls up in the nastiest jalopy of a turd you could ever imagine. I don't know what was holding it together. It was a lwb step side with more rust holes than sheet metal. Cab corners were not only rusted out, but all the way up to the line where the molding used to be on it. The door was so bad, I was lookin at his window in the bottom of the friken door! Anyways, this thing had one header that the collecter was almost rusted off, and it was running on 7 holes...sounded like crap. The kid pulls up and shouts to me askin if i wanted to RACE!!! I shut off my truck and yelled WHAT? (makin sure I heard him right) He says this thing ROCKS...it has a stock car engine in it. ( stock car...said it like it was one word) I cracked up laughin, so he revved it up, smoke pouring out the one pipe that was still attached. I said Knock that sh!t off! the light chainges, and he slams the gas and then pops it in drive once the engine was up to about 5000 RPM. The right rear tire spun for about 2 feet and it putted through the intersection. By this time I was laughing so damn hard I was about to p!ss myself. I passed him up and pulled into a gas station. He pulls in revvin the pee oput of his 'race motor' trying sooooo hard to look cool. There was a guy in an old camaro there that looked and cracked up laughing too. I told the kid about the board and his responce was I don't need 5000+ people to tell me how to do it, I have it all planned out. OK...what ever. I ask if i can see his stock-car engine, and he tells me he hasn't figured how to open the hood. (he says this as opens the drivers door pointing to the vent knob) He says i can't get the hood release thngy to work, it just moves freely with a screatching noise. I opened the hood, and was greated to the nastyest, grungiest, slimiest small block ever seen by man. This thing was cobbled so bad it was unreal. (a bread bag twisty tie held the throttle rod to the ONE BARREL carb. A MONO JET ON A STOCK-CAR!!!!!! I was laughing so bad it was unreal. I reached down and plugged in the spark plug wire that was zapping the frame every time it got power, and told him to start it up. It still sounded like crap, but at least it idled on it's own. He killed it and I tried telling him that it is a stock (as in original) car (as in caprice station wagon) engine. He starts telling me how it is a de-tuned winston cup car!!! I smiled as i got in my truck and left. I never did tell him how I opened the hood, and as I pulled out of the lot, I heard him slam the hood, then stare through the grill tryign to figure it out. I thought it would be funny to atch this, so I pulled back in and bought a bottle of dew (like I ddn't already have one) just so I could see if he would getit. He was still trying to figure it out 5 min later when i left. This kid made my day. 16, on top of the world, ad trying to say he has it all figured it out. Other peoples children...I'm tellin you...

08-21-2002, 10:55 PM	#2
Mountain Man Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 451	Good story Longhorn, LOL. Its one thing to be young and cocky, and another to be young and stupid. Takes all kinds to make the world go around, I guess. __________________ 72 C10 Cheyenne Super Full trim Factory tach dash A/C dash Factory tilt 350 / 350 power train - with Edelbrock components.

08-21-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
BIG ORANGE Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Lancaster S.C. Posts: 4,764	The young and the restless,go figure! __________________ Things happen for a reason!

08-21-2002, 11:13 PM	#4
toms68cst Registered User Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Bismarck, ND Posts: 4,296	LOL great story Andy. I'd loved to have seen that! __________________ Unrestored 68 C-10 CST. Original 327. 4-Speed CH465. 50k or so miles. TREASURER, Drum Brake Club.

08-21-2002, 11:15 PM	#5
Rod Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Eastern - Manitoba Canada, Winnipeg Posts: 4,369	Maybe you were on one of those bloopers or oblivios shows....lol. __________________ Senior active founding member. 70 3/4 ton GMC Suburban 4x4 250/4 spd. 71 1/2 ton Suburban Chevy 4x4, 350/350 72 Chev 1 ton tow truck 402BB w/Holmes 440 wrecker on propane 2005 FLSTSCI Harley Springer 85 FXSB Harley Lowrider 72 Triumph 650 Bonneville 5spd "Poor people don't have hobbies" Quote from wife.

08-21-2002, 11:21 PM	#6
AK70SWB Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: SPRINGFIELD MO. Posts: 126	lollollololooool sounds like this town except it would be 79 honda civic w/ a fart pipe, slammed to the ground (by heating of course) and it would be "this car has a indi car motor" instead of stock car. great story andy __________________ the sun even shines on a dogs a$$ some days!!!

08-21-2002, 11:31 PM	#7
racedvl Account Suspended Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Woodstock, IL Posts: 7,020	LOL, that's great!!

08-22-2002, 02:03 AM	#8
colohusker Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Longmont, CO Posts: 436	LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great..... I think.... sounded too much like someone describing my truck....I should go check to make sure someone didn't steal it... And here all I ever run into is punks in rustangs... and my truck is nowhere near close enough to run faster than a turtle going up a hill.... __________________ ------------------------------------------------ I say it's only money, my wife says it's only a truck.... '71 C10 Deluxe, factory ac, ps, pb, should be done by 2102 Longmont, CO husker95@hotmail.com

08-22-2002, 02:10 AM	#9
O'l Buck Recovering Truck Driver Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Orleans, NE USA Posts: 1,883	that's pretty good.....i don't think i can remember meeting anyone who couln't figure out how to get the hood open.....lmao __________________ 67 K-20 350, SM465, Eaton rear, 4.56 no spin option 00 Dodge 2500 4x4, 24V cummins, 5 speed Chad South Central Nebraska

08-22-2002, 02:30 AM	#10
Super Chevy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,025	Cool Story, but what year was the truck ?

08-22-2002, 02:34 AM	#11
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	I am only 16 I may know quite a bit but i do noy know everything thats why i joined this board. Got more than just mechanical Knowledge. I have been getting a lot of life knowledge here to. Its a great place to be. Id like to meet this kid one dayhe sounds like he has the maturity level of a 9 year old! __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

08-22-2002, 08:16 AM	#12
Huck Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Shelbyville, KY Posts: 3,261	Andy, hanging out with Josh again?

08-22-2002, 08:33 AM	#13
ChevLoRay Old Skool Club Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Benton, AR "The Heart of Arkansas" Posts: 10,880	I will soon be 55 years old. There are very few of us (enthusiasts) who have not seen this behavior, and some of us probably were that kid, at one time. Remember your first car/truck? My first car was a '48 Dodge 4-dr. Got it in '63. There was so much wear in the cylinder bores that at least 2 of the pistons were swapping holes as they reached the bottom of there stroke. It smoked so bad you couldn't see the front bumper on my Dad's car as he pushed us up a hill while it was running and doing all it could! I had all kinds of grand plans for it, like another motor or getting that one rebuilt. At that time, it would cost $35 for a used engine and I didn't have the money for that. The old Dodge looked good, sitting in the shed, not running. My neighbor and I used to push it up the hill in the pasture and sit in it and coast down to the bottom, where we got out and pushed it back up again. Talk about needing a size 4 hat and having a size 18 neck....get the picture. Way too much testosterone used pushing that Dodge. At least I learned that I didn't want any more Dodges. Is he kin to Richard Petty? Did he mention that? Or, maybe Junior Johnson, since Junior was a Chevy man. Maybe that's where the truck came from. __________________ Member Nr. 2770 '96 GMC Sportside; 4.3/SLT - Daily driven....constantly needs washed. '69 C-10 SWB; 350/TH400 - in limbo The older I get, the better I was.

08-22-2002, 09:15 AM	#14
Yukon Jack Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Rose Hill, KS, USA Posts: 12,686	Thanks for giving me a smile this morning. That was a great one! __________________ 1970 Blazer with a 400 sbc and 4" lift 1980 Pontiac Trans Am, 455 Oldsmobile 2012 Kawasaki Concours 14

08-22-2002, 10:46 AM	#15
WB72 Before and After Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Leduc, Alberta CANADA Posts: 632	Kids who are so mechanicly handicapped, shouldn't own vehicles. You should have sold him your Mountain Dew as Headlight fluid, Could have mada a buck or two, and he would have "Halogen fluid" to shine farther up the road, 'cause his truck goes so fast. __________________ Not Grandpa's C-20 anymore... 383 Stroker 425HP, 485Ft/Lbs Lowered 3.5" Front / 5" Rear 66,000 miles. Alberta, CANADA



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08-22-2002, 11:09 AM	#16
1971LT1SWBPOSI373 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, VA Posts: 460	Way too funny. I'm LMAO. I suppose he'll try that line on some young gal, but it won't get him too far. He'll probably kep racing it until it blows !!!!!!!!!! (and he has to take a walk down the road picking up chunks of connecting rods) TJ __________________ 1971 Shortbed 350/350 w/ Posi-traction 3:73's 1996 Chevy Silverado TJ in Springfield, Virginia Likes old Chevy trucks Drinks Miller MGD

08-22-2002, 12:22 PM	#17
SWINGSAX68 Now the others dig........ Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 1,520	poor kid..... poor kid.....someone lied to him..... man.....that was a funny story though.....I hope I can have some experience like that....I would never race in the streets....too dangerous....too many cops....but man if someone really wanted it....i'd get him all riled up and rev up my engine and be ready for the green....oh man i'd talk so much trash and just push his buttons...then.....GREEN....just drive as a well mannered considerate member of the driving community.....hope fully he would peel out and look like an idiot..and maybe even get a ticket....and I would laugh and point. __________________ 68 Chevy C10 Stepside Black Primer 78 GMC Longbed White 09 Chevy Silverado Shortbed Granite Blue *LOOKING FOR A 67 4 DOOR IMPALA!!!Just like Sam and Dean Winchester!! 'Cause Mustangs are for p^#$ and you can fit a body in the trunk of a 67 Impala* MEMBER OF THE DRUM BRAKE CLUB Bachelor of Music in Jazz Studies Texas State University-San Marcos, TX Certified Music Educator I hope Mom is up there watching and being my Guardian Angel "I've got a fever.....and the only prescription.....IS MORE COW BELL" -The Legendary: Bruce Dickenson "F#$@ 'em up!!!!!!" -The Legendary: Rogelio Escobar TRUCKY LINKS** http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=457750 http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=461184 http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=472848 http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=417541 http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=477788

08-22-2002, 01:16 PM	#18
smitty62 Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,234	I think you all are missing the big problem here--he's at breeding age and I'll bet he has a sister--bingo! a new welfare recipient! __________________ Stepsides look like real trucks! Smitty

08-22-2002, 06:24 PM	#19
chevy2racr So Many Ideas, So Little Money Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Marshalltown, IA Posts: 1,610	people like that piss me off, they are so arrogant to think for a second. thats deffinatly better than the other day, cruising in the 85 t-top Z/28 I've been dragracing, and guy(mid 20s) in a beat up rusty 3rd gen. camaro pulls up looks over and revs his motor, blows smoke out I laugh and 1/3 throttle off the light with the 355 and 700R4 and he is bangin gears(prolly a t-5) and when I, gently on the throttle, shift it to 2nd she barks the tires off more than this beat up camaro floored bangin a 5 spd. and I still beat him to, 1/3 throttle. dumb sh*t anyway, see not ALL teens are dumbasses I'm 17 and this guy was prolly 25 or 26 by the looks of him.. oh well Bryce __________________ 72 Blazer 3/4 ton running gear 4.10s NP205/TH350 350 4in lift half doors 71 C10 with 454 99 S-10 5.1L SBC 700R4 09 Malibu Marshalltown, Iowa

08-22-2002, 10:07 PM	#20
Bowtie468 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Cecilia, Louisiana Posts: 1,638	hehe Great story!! __________________ Chris click here to see my buildpage http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=394656 ---------------------------------- 1979 C10 Silverado Big10 SWB Factory 454/400 Cardinal Red/Santa Fe Tan (original paint) 1969 Camaro X44 LS swap 1968 C10 SWB Fleetside (SOLD) 468BBC MultiPort TPI / Dynamic EFI P4 Black/Black 1963 Nova SS convertible (SOLD) 194 I6/ PowerGlide

08-22-2002, 10:18 PM	#21
MJN Registered User Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Maquoketa, Ia/ Orr, Mn Posts: 3,051	I'm 17 and am the motor head at school, other kids bring me along when they go car shopping and ask which is better. Sure I like to rev it a little but I know when to stop and back off. This kid sounds like he just got the truck from his redneck uncle who at one time saw a cup race and said his truck sounded like one of those cars and sold it to his nephew. well whatever, just rambling. Feel bad for that truck though.

08-22-2002, 10:31 PM	#22
>X< registered IWATA user Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 4,481	MJN, thats me to, but i only know chevys, theres mostly hondas at my school, knowing how to change oil is rare at my school too, i would normally hate people like this, but that was too funny to hate him. as someone said, he just got lied too, a guy with a frame up'd 68 told me that his 502 was stock when was 15, i believed him and always asked if a 67-72 hd a 502 in it when i was shopping for trucks, he jsut needs to have a long talk with someone on teh board to straighten him out, funny story though __________________ -'63 Ford Fairlane 500 coupe, v8, auto, faded and rusty. awaiting built roller 302 and some flat black -'99 Honda Prelude. vtech/5spd. no pipe, no intake, bone stock. awaiting new top end. -01 GMC Yukon SLT 5.3 dented and scratched with a noisy tranny. Take off that Von Dutch hat before i stab you with a 000 Mack.

08-23-2002, 01:11 AM	#23
PrimeredThunder Back from the Dead Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salem, Oregon Posts: 522	Makes ya wonder how kids like this get their liscense? All i run into around here is the Rice Burners and I just point and laugh at them and their fart cannons and cardboard body kits hehe Kenny __________________ The only Carb that matters to me is the one under my hood! Salem, Oregon

08-23-2002, 04:46 AM	#24
Hooter My other Love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Castlegar B.C. Canada Posts: 4,085	Fart Cannon! ah man thats too! funny. I always wonderd what those fart cannons would sound like on a v8 __________________ Castlegar B.C.The great white North (Canada Eh!) Hooter_5@hotmail.com First generation Monte Carlo club pictures of my life

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