New to electrical - What do I need to get my lights worknig?

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Originally Posted by TwoFiftyShifter

Also, I just look at those wiring diagrams and start to drool.... I can't read those for the life of me.

But seriously, just be patient and refer to your wiring diagrams often, it will make sense................ eventually.
Seems to me that you've got corrosion problems. Also, start at the beginning of the circuits and check for power along the way, check at connectors, etc.