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Old 12-16-2024, 09:20 PM   #2901
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We were all at a fishing resort. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
As for snoring, my FiL (Bob, believe it or not). Snored really loudly...enough that his wife slept in a different room until her hearing failed. One time, we were camping at Four Corners- where Arizona, Utah, Colorado, and New Mexico come together- and the parents-in-law were over the state line. Wife and I were in our trailer a good 50 feet away and had a hard time sleeping. We've called it "Interstate Snoring" ever since.
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^ So true!

My take- unless people are coming back with stories of colonoscopies, I'm not worried about those drones.
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Xmas, that time of year when we gather around a dead tree and eat candy out of a sock.
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That's when the fight started! I wonder if flies stagger after licking the beer can? It would be hard to tell, since they don't fly straight anyway.
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