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Re: Joke Thread
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elf_on_the_Shelf came out right before living under a rock sorry, it's a joke thread, just had to say it 
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12-27-2024, 11:51 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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12-28-2024, 12:44 AM
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Who Changed This?
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Location: Simi Valley, CA
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Re: Joke Thread
Never seen that movie, and Alexa will never be invited to our house.
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12-28-2024, 09:51 AM
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Location: Eastern Shore of MD
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Re: Joke Thread
Since it started snowing all my wife has done is stare thru the F'in window, if it keeps up I am going to have to let her in.............
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12-29-2024, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Eastern Shore of MD
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Re: Joke Thread
Hate posting this but it has to happen..
I love my 72 Blazer and driving it, and everything that comes with the hobby... but I am done in 2024. This is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday chores of cooking, cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I have decided to get rid of my stuff. Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low offers. Thanks for reading and understanding... 1. Vacuum cleaner 2. Dustpan and broom 3. Mop and bucket 4. Lawn Mower 5. Leaf blower 6. Laundry detergent 7. Iron
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12-29-2024, 02:58 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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You can blow the water off the Blazer to keep it from spotting.
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12-29-2024, 03:31 PM
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jerry moss 72 cheyenne super K20- tilt,tach,vacuum,speedwarning,buckets,shoulder belts,am/fm,tow hooks,bumper guards,toolbox,aux. fuel tank,posi front and rear,plus other goodies!!! SOLD 69 suburban K20-tilt,tach,vacuum,speedwarning,buckets,shoulder belts,am/fm,4 inch all spring lift,4 speed, 14 bolt full floater, dana 44 HD,warn winch,posi front and rear,tow hooks,plus other goodies. 73/80 chevy/gmc K20 SB400,turbo 400,205,tilt,a-c,gas hog. 77 K/5 cheyenne blazer-daily driver/beater. SON HAS IT NOW BRENTWOOD,CALIFORNIA |
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12-29-2024, 07:03 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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Get rid of the mop but keep the bucket. You never know when you may need it.
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12-29-2024, 07:09 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Im confused, isnt that your wife's chore list?
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12-29-2024, 08:34 PM
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Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help.  RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377 |
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01-01-2025, 03:35 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am
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Location: Philadelphia, Pa. 19454
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Re: Joke Thread
He is a direct connection to Santa if the children misbehave So you better watch out
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Yesterday, 02:35 PM
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Location: Eastern Shore of MD
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Re: Joke Thread
A father passing by his son's bedroom
Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mari*juana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Josh P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home
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Yesterday, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Searcy, Ark. USA
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Re: Joke Thread
A parent's worst nightmare right?
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